Joe Hahn recently recorded a theme song for the reboot of the TV series Hawaii Five O, read what Joe had to say about it and listen to his interpretation below. "Hawaii Five O just got a reboot this week. It was very exciting to see director, Len Wiseman do his thing on the small screen. I’m a big fan of his Underworld series. He asked me to do the theme song for the show. I was happy to do so until the stuffy suits over there said thought that it wasn’t good. I personally don’t think that it sucked and would like to share it with you people of the world with taste. Listen here to check it out. BTW, the show has a bunch of Koreans in it. Daniel Dae Kim, Grace Park, and Will Yun Lee of the SEED!!! Executive Douche Bags get a thumbs down. Koreans get a thumbs up!" Listen To Joe Hahn's Hawaii Five O Theme Song - Here Source: JoeHahn.com
Ouch, Joe seemed pissed. Personally TV execs usually never get it right, it's why shows like Family Guy got canceled several times despite having such a huge fan following. Executives just don't know shit.
"Joseph's mom just got a boob job this week. It was very exciting to see surgeon, Len Wiseman do his thing on the small screen. I’m a big fan of his Pamela Anderson surgeries. He asked me to 'cop a feel'. I was happy to do so until the stuffy suits over there said thought that the boobs sucked. I personally don’t think that they sucked and would like to share them with you people of the world to taste. Click here to check them out."
I would've kept going but the whole replacing 'show' with 'your mom' idea probably would've made the part about having a bunch of Koreans in it/her is probably tipping the scale towards unfavorable in the 'keep it clean' department. Just know what could've been a completely epic rewording of Joe is only a partial one.