I was talking to Derek about this. When I was younger, I honestly had no idea how forums worked. I thought all of the mods and admins were constantly together in some sort of office building deal and they worked together all day and the forum was their job. Shut up. You were young and adorable once too. Then I got to thinking... WHAT IF THE LPA OPERATED OUT OF AN OFFICE BUILDING? What do you think would be people's jobs? Who would have the crappy messy cubicle? Who would have the top office with the 360 window view over the city? Who would be the secretary? Who would be boning the secretary? DISCUSS.
I think Joe would be the sexy secretary who always wears skirts to entice the other employees. And Minus would be the trolling UPS guys.
Apparently I was wrong. Joe is actually the guy who tests out the laser guided ass-dildos according to shoutbox. Lovely.
I'm not an admin or mod, but... I call being the one that runs around delivering packages and mail, since I'm so hyper anyway. I work for free soda and Linkin Park CDs
Hm. Back when I was an administrator, I'd say I would've been the one who wasn't ever doing anything constructive, just sitting in his cubicle all day long, browsing porn, occasionally playing my guitar, and the Morrowind menu would always be up on the TV via my original Xbox, just in case I wanted to play. And my cubicle would've been super-messy.
I'd be the coder/server admin/IT guy with the messy desk who keeps the place running That's what I do now, but I get to do it from the luxury of home
Don't mind me, I'm just the crazy janitor snooping through everyone's cubicles looking for Vicodin . . .
I'm the one who always has to be heard and have her opinion stated. Everyone usually tells me to shut up instantly. Cos I'm like that in real life kinda.
As someone who works in an office already, I'm glad you don't have me working in an office. It works so well. I have free reign to be a douche nozzle AND there's nothing you can do about it because I'm so necessary to the operation of the building that you'd be NOTHING WITHOUT ME! YOU HEAR ME?! FUCKIN' NOTHING.