I was touring my new place and kept finding hidden closet after hidden closet. TONS of closets. So I made a joke that the place was probably used for voodoo or ritual sacrifice. Then I went to the store to get copies of the keys made, how much did they cost? $6.66 Anyone wanna take bets on my place being haunted?
I'm confused. Is this like Closetception (starring Leonardo DiCaprio)? Y'know, like, closets-within-closets? Or do you just have a lot of closets? By the way, "closet(s)" is a fucking weird word.
Or just play Poker with the Demon. C'mon, it will be fun! Is not everyday that someone can play with the Devil!