Is masturbation a sin?

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    RX8LP

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    And you're the one with Jesus in your sig/ava. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    yeh dude what is up with the jesus rides the buffalo thing. ;)
     
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    lol....just go to random chat. ask there. and then someone will either explain. or someone will tell you to PM them.
     
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    yeh dude what is up with the jesus rides the buffalo thing. ;) [/b][/quote]
    Because everybody (even Jesus) wants to ride the buffalo dude. Haven't you heard? :mellow:
     
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    It's now the Donkey apperantly Derek.
     
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    So, does anyone here think it is a sin? :lol:
     
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    Jon[athan]

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    nope. well at least i dont think it is
     
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    It's not a sin b/c you hear it all the time on those sex shows that it's something everyone should do. Having said that, not everyone does it though... :whistle: :lol:
     
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    No way. Whoever changed the catchphrase is a dummy. It is and forever will be BUFFALO.
     
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    It isn't just having an affair with another woman (or man, depending on your sex). Christ himself said that looking at someone of the opposite sex lustfully is just as bad.
     
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    Apparently not. LPA seems to be filled with those who are open to masturbation.
     
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    Yes, I think it's a sin! :angry:


















    Just kidding...wanted to stir some anger for a second. I agree with Derek's first post. :lol:
     
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    I don't think so, it's not hurting anyone else. lol.
     
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    I sure hope it's not a sin. I can't stand not touching myself... I mean... :lol: Nevermind. I did mean that.
     
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    No offence, but why do you care anyways about what the bible says? you're a lesbian and thats a sin, so why care if masturbation is something that will put you in hell or not? When you're doing something that is sure not liked in the christian believe.

    PS, Please don't take this in the wrong way :)
     
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    I think she's just trying to start a discussion. :)
     
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    So lets say it really is a sin and there really is a heaven and a hell.


    Lets say a really good, giving, charitable person who prays everynight and goes to church every Sunday touches himself every now and then. Will his hand just get cut off and sent to hell with the rest going to heaven, or is wanking a bad enough sin to get the most bible-abiding people sent to hell? :lol:
     
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    :lol:

    that poses a new question.. would you rather go to heaven without a hand, or go to hell and still be able to masturbate?
     
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    What I read in a health magazine-

    "Many urologist recomment that men ejaculate a minimum two to three times a week for optimal health.More frequent ejaculation is certainly not going to hurt; but prolonged abstinence can lead to chronic congestion and congestive prostatitis.Also the magic three or more a week is related to a 60% cut in the chances of having a heart attack or stroke"

    So take this as a doctor's prescription! :thumbsup:
     
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    Well, you have 2 hands, so if one goes to hell....:lol:
     
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    Well, you have 2 hands, so if one goes to hell....:lol: [/b][/quote]
    what if you're a left/righty or you've lost use of your other hand


    ohhh what now? :p
     
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