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  1. Minus

    Minus ohai LPA Addicted VIP

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    Formatting fail.
     
  2. Melis

    Melis when you're feeling empty, keep me in your memory LPA Super Member

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    Ohh, forgot that :facepalm:
     
  3. lime treacle

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    Nish: I'm going to make some sketchy drawings today in my free time and stick them on trees
     
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    Liz ChainsawLiz LPA VIP

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    WHERE THE FUCK IS REE.jpg
     
  5. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    -- "THE LAST REVELATION"
    Philsfan: What's with Derek and Lara Croft?
    Zakaria: OH
    minuteforce: Derek = Lara Croft. :)
    Liz: .^
    Zakaria: Derek has the hots for Lara
    Liz: He has the hots for himself :kappa:
    Zakaria: Always has.
    Zakaria: VAIN
    Zakaria: :kappa:
    minuteforce: He goes spelunking in search of Linkin Park demo CDs.
    Philsfan: :kappa: :kappa:
    Derek The Infamous: :kappa:
    Liz: Derek likes to go on adventures into old tombs with hot guys like Gerard Butler :kappa:
    Zakaria: Ryan Gosling
    minuteforce: Daniel Craig
    Zakaria: :kappa:
    Melis: Hahaha :rofl:
    Liz: And David hasselhoff
    Philsfan: Chris Hemsworth
    minuteforce: Joe [​IMG]
    Zakaria: Christian Bale
    Zakaria: :rofl:
    Liz: "David, save me like one of your swimmers"
    Melis: HAHAHA Tony!
    Zakaria: Leonardo Di Caprio :leo:
    Liz: Jared Leto
    Zakaria: Robert Downey Junior
    Melis: Johnny Depp
    minuteforce: Tom Hardy
    Liz: Oh. So. minuteforce. You think Joe's hot, huh? :shifty:
    Zakaria: Hugh Laurie
    Melis: Brad Pitt
    minuteforce: @Liz: I get a free pass if I ditch a girl for him :shifty:
    Zakaria: Bradley Cooper
    Liz: Really? :shifty: kinky :shifty:
    Melis: Will Smith
    Zakaria: Simon Pegg
    minuteforce: Michael Fassbender
    Melis: Nicole Kidman
    Philsfan: Kacy.
    Zakaria: George Clooney
    Liz: Jeremy Renner
    minuteforce: Nicolas Cage
    Zakaria: NICOLE KIDMAN? Ahahahaha
    minuteforce: [​IMG]
    Melis: Howard Austen
    Liz: Ree
    Zakaria: Amanda
    Zakaria: Liz
    minuteforce: That man-shaped pile of gummy bears
    Melis: Tim
    minuteforce: All the members of SCFA
    Zakaria: ME?
    Liz: Ben Barnes
    Melis: TONY HAWK!
    minuteforce: KAPPA :kappa:
    minuteforce: Derek just raids all the tombs.
    Liz: Brings the word "tomb" to a whole new meaning :head:
     
  6. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

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    Timothy: I was so proud when I got my pubes.
     
  7. lime treacle

    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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    ^:lol:
     
  8. Melis

    Melis when you're feeling empty, keep me in your memory LPA Super Member

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    Night of Neptune: 'I just can't see porn and that's it :lol:' :shifty:
     
  9. lime treacle

    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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    ^ :facepalm: that'll mislead people.
     
  10. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    Good.
     
  11. Hybrid

    Hybrid Meow! This cat has claws! LPA Team

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    Melis: wakadoodle reminds me of witeken.
     
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    I still think Witeken is the weird dude who likes to spank his monkey.
     
  13. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    Zing!
     
  14. Liz

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    shoutbox-pedoception.jpg
     
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    Hybrid: Waka's name should be blacksmith since he's such an expert with metal.
     
  16. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    ...

    ----- "THE LAST STRAW"
    [Liz visits the shoutbox after what was probably a lengthy porn binge ...]
    Liz: Wow.. Having internet back after a week is like getting a present xD
    minuteforce: Hi, Liz :)
    Timothy: :chocoface:
    Nish: Contain your multiple orgasms, Tim!
    Timothy: But they feel so... right!
    Timothy: Like I imagine Tim Tams do.
    Nish: You haven't had a Tim Tam have you?
    Nish: Actually, I haven't had one in ages
    Timothy: Nah, but I think you can buy them in the States.
    Nish: You should buy some, and use them as straws to drink milk. Best idea ever.
    Timothy: Haha, I'll have to try that.
    Timothy: That's gotta be better than using a Twizzler as a straw.
    Nish: What's a Twizzler?
    Timothy: The basic Twizzler is a licorice candy. It's actually straw shaped and has a narrow opening in the center.
    Timothy: "It's actually straw shaped and has a narrow opening in the center."
    Timothy: Oh, Tim.
    Nish: Oh, so basically liquorice sticks
    Nish: :lol:
    Nish: As long as you're sucking liquid out of it... :shifty:
    Timothy: I'll never look at Twizzlers the same way again.
    Timothy: They're filthy little whores.
    Timothy: Who want nothing more than for you to suck liquid through their little holes.
     
  17. The Joesen One

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    Haha I actually started a conversation that ended up to be one of minuteforce's lengthy installments. XD

    Proudest moment of my life :awesome:
     
  18. Hybrid

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    Joe: Her tits look like the top of a dudes ass.
     
  19. Ree

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    Joe - I was going to send you a picture I drew the other day, Ree.
    Joe - Remember when I sent you the shower one? I had another which involved my parents mum getting gaped by a fat bearded man.
    Joe - *my friends' parents!
    Joe - Not my fucking grandma...
    Joe - it back fired in the worst way...
     
  20. lime treacle

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    Tim: I actually trimmed my face bush yesterday.

    Joe: We're like the sexually charged racist Power Rangers.
     
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