Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Ree, May 28, 2012.
Ohh, forgot that
Nish: I'm going to make some sketchy drawings today in my free time and stick them on trees
-- "THE LAST REVELATION"
Philsfan: What's with Derek and Lara Croft?
minuteforce: Derek = Lara Croft.
Zakaria: Derek has the hots for Lara
Liz: He has the hots for himself
Zakaria: Always has.
minuteforce: He goes spelunking in search of Linkin Park demo CDs.
Derek The Infamous:
Liz: Derek likes to go on adventures into old tombs with hot guys like Gerard Butler
Zakaria: Ryan Gosling
minuteforce: Daniel Craig
Liz: And David hasselhoff
Philsfan: Chris Hemsworth
Zakaria: Christian Bale
Liz: "David, save me like one of your swimmers"
Melis: HAHAHA Tony!
Zakaria: Leonardo Di Caprio
Liz: Jared Leto
Zakaria: Robert Downey Junior
Melis: Johnny Depp
minuteforce: Tom Hardy
Liz: Oh. So. minuteforce. You think Joe's hot, huh?
Zakaria: Hugh Laurie
Melis: Brad Pitt
minuteforce: @Liz: I get a free pass if I ditch a girl for him
Zakaria: Bradley Cooper
Liz: Really? kinky
Melis: Will Smith
Zakaria: Simon Pegg
minuteforce: Michael Fassbender
Melis: Nicole Kidman
Zakaria: George Clooney
Liz: Jeremy Renner
minuteforce: Nicolas Cage
Zakaria: NICOLE KIDMAN? Ahahahaha
Melis: Howard Austen
minuteforce: That man-shaped pile of gummy bears
minuteforce: All the members of SCFA
Liz: Ben Barnes
Melis: TONY HAWK!
minuteforce: Derek just raids all the tombs.
Liz: Brings the word "tomb" to a whole new meaning
Timothy: I was so proud when I got my pubes.
Night of Neptune: 'I just can't see porn and that's it '
^ that'll mislead people.
Melis: wakadoodle reminds me of witeken.
I still think Witeken is the weird dude who likes to spank his monkey.
Hybrid: Waka's name should be blacksmith since he's such an expert with metal.
----- "THE LAST STRAW"
[Liz visits the shoutbox after what was probably a lengthy porn binge ...]
Liz: Wow.. Having internet back after a week is like getting a present xD
minuteforce: Hi, Liz
Nish: Contain your multiple orgasms, Tim!
Timothy: But they feel so... right!
Timothy: Like I imagine Tim Tams do.
Nish: You haven't had a Tim Tam have you?
Nish: Actually, I haven't had one in ages
Timothy: Nah, but I think you can buy them in the States.
Nish: You should buy some, and use them as straws to drink milk. Best idea ever.
Timothy: Haha, I'll have to try that.
Timothy: That's gotta be better than using a Twizzler as a straw.
Nish: What's a Twizzler?
Timothy: The basic Twizzler is a licorice candy. It's actually straw shaped and has a narrow opening in the center.
Timothy: "It's actually straw shaped and has a narrow opening in the center."
Timothy: Oh, Tim.
Nish: Oh, so basically liquorice sticks
Nish: As long as you're sucking liquid out of it...
Timothy: I'll never look at Twizzlers the same way again.
Timothy: They're filthy little whores.
Timothy: Who want nothing more than for you to suck liquid through their little holes.
Haha I actually started a conversation that ended up to be one of minuteforce's lengthy installments. XD
Proudest moment of my life
Joe: Her tits look like the top of a dudes ass.
Joe - I was going to send you a picture I drew the other day, Ree.
Joe - Remember when I sent you the shower one? I had another which involved my parents mum getting gaped by a fat bearded man.
Joe - *my friends' parents!
Joe - Not my fucking grandma...
Joe - it back fired in the worst way...
Tim: I actually trimmed my face bush yesterday.
Joe: We're like the sexually charged racist Power Rangers.
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