Legendary Shoutbox Quotes

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  1. Nish

    Nish Well-Known Member

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    Not really legendary but included for the WTF factor

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  2. lime treacle

    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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  3. Hybrid

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    "I gave up on anything atleast an hour ago."
     
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    snailharvest nice

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  5. Tim

    Tim My perversion power is accumulating LPA Super Member

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  6. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

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    <3

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  7. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    WELCOME

    ----- (PRELUDE)
    manderin13: hello im a newbie :D nice to meet you all


    ----- "NO THY HEART"
    [We enter in the middle of manderin13's introduction in the shoutbox ...]
    manderin13: 坦佩塞尚·爱德华兹 this is my name!
    Kevin: okay...
    manderin13: Tǎn pèi sāi shàng·àidéhuá zī in phonetics
    Ree: tROCKS?
    manderin13: shi Ree :D
    Kevin: again?
    Ree: holy shit, is that you?
    manderin13: yes :D
    Ree: :uh:
    manderin13: i will behave this time :D
    Kevin: oh boy
    Ree: It's against the rules to sign up after being banned, tROCKS.
    Tim: :popcorn:
    manderin13: how do you know Chinese? @Ree
    manderin13: oh i now know
    manderin13: i miss lpa so much
    Tim: Ree isn't Chinese? :kappa:
    manderin13: How did you know it was me?
    [Zak returns unexpectedly from the void ...]
    Zak: my comedy sensor was buzzing
    Ree: I have powers
    Zak: My God.
    Ree: secret Chinese powers :kappa:
    Tim: :lol:
    manderin13: i have video surprise for you all, i did editing and it worked out nicely!! tell me what you think!!
    manderin13:
    [CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION]
    Tim: Oh man.
    m_macdonald: I'm liking the tactic being used here by tRocks...
    Zak: This better not be what I think it is.
    Tim: ...
    Tim: I think I might have to leave the room.
    Ree: I guess I should watch it...
    manderin13: i remade it, its newest date is: june30 2012
    Jesse: Ban it, Ree. Or hit it with a stick. Either way, it'll be hilarious.
    Tim: :jesse:
    Ree: now I have two stories to tell you guys :kappa:
    Zak: :isee:
    Tim: :lol:
    manderin13: is that the guy from spiderman?
    Jesse: Sure, he's from Spider-Man. Let's go with that.
    Ree: I have no idea what to do with tROCKS. Perhaps Amanda can deal with it :kappa:
    Kevin: broke the rules before, and broke the rules by signing up again... seems obvious what to do to me
    Tim: HAVE YOU KNOW HEART, KEVIN?!
    Tim: *NO
    Tim: Dude.
    Tim: That was just plain fucking stupid.
    Kevin: hahahaha
    minuteforce: How did you ... :lol:
    Ree: hahaha
    m_macdonald: Tim, did you no, you have know heart?
    manderin13: btw, i am a chinese just as my name fits many times, so it was no spamming. i even discussed it with school right before i got out for pregnancy ;D
    manderin13: in school* it was also fine. i explained the same thing when i went to umsl
    manderin13: if i wasnt chinese, then i would of had broken the law
    Ree: The memories are all flooding back.
    Ree: I no what I have to do. :kappa:
    manderin13: oh and im getting paid tons of money for me typing on Youtube the truth. in Gengbao Channel in the comments section in TKUYG
    m_macdonald: The truth? You mean, unlike when you came on Shoutbox and told us you were a newbie, which, considering it was the first thing you decided to tell us, was a complete lie
    manderin13: there's a ton of comments there all truth. if i made an editing boo boo, then i would correct it. as i did earlier today
    minuteforce: Obv., we can't handle the truth.
    manderin13: it's actually about the Quran and the Bible, im getting paid for
    manderin13: in chinese money and american money
    Ree: ...
    manderin13: there was a whole bunch of court cases that i discussed.
    manderin13: too
    manderin13: so, that was it's conclusion
    minuteforce: One day, we'll discover this was all some kind of unethical social experiment.
    manderin13: speaking of social, i came up with a ton of social movements. not the news have talked about it
    m_macdonald: [I can say] I've found that YouTube comments are a valuable resource for learning all manner of factually accurate information regarding the Bible and the Qur'an
    manderin13: i typed it on youtube because of it was an easy way of documentary for me to do. Royalty is new in accounts of youtube. :D not even Prince william have a Youtube account
    m_macdonald: Yeh, and Prince Williams normally has everything, ever
    Tim: You raise an interesting point, Ms. ROCKS.
    manderin13: thank you ;D
    manderin13: so who are royal watchers?
    m_macdonald: I tend not to watch them, they have people that look after them for me
    minuteforce: m's waiting for sex tapes to leak.
    Tim: Mike tends to watch twenty-something Swedish and Asian females.
    m_macdonald: No Tim, I haven't watched Liz in ages. It's -2 there, and that's too cold.
    Tim: hahaha
    Tim: "Fuckin' hell, it's too cold to stalk this slag."
    m_macdonald: ^ Bahahaha
    minuteforce: :alf:
    Ree: :samuel: - Liz
    Kevin: it's actually +4, go right ahead
    m_macdonald: +4??? IN THERE! KERCHING!
    Kevin: outside
    manderin13: oh, if you facebook Prince Yoogeun, he and his sister are my kids! i have 7 of them-older ones!! i am future Queen of China &7 Han Geng is future King of China. it's not in docs yet. just the prince part :D remem. this is no spamming & im due in July!!
    manderin13: this is updates ;D
    manderin13: that's why my name fits into like 5 asian languages :D a lot of them are on my tkuyg page in the description. dont forget to click more!!
    m_macdonald: Queen of China? Now, I'm no expert on the topic, but I can foresee a number of potentially insurmountable problems with putting this theory into practice
    manderin13: plus im the founder of [infectant]. it's not in Chinese& other asian lang. yet, it is in eastern asia
    Ree: BOOM
    Tim: Hahahahaha
    Ree: WITCH INFECTANT
    minuteforce: Is that a statement about Chinese hygiene?
    Kevin: she's gone again
    minuteforce: Now, we'll never know.
    [As far as anyone can tell, manderin13 was banned at this point.]


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  8. Hybrid

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  9. Serenity

    Serenity Suffocating in the mess

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  10. Susy

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  11. Ree

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  13. Ree

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    Too much Shoutbox awesomeness to post so I'll just leave this here:

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  14. Jeff

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    I take a nap due to having a headache and I miss shenanigans like this. I am disappoint.
     
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  16. Liz

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  17. Zak

    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    ONLY WE WILL :vinnie:
     
  18. Ree

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    Lost quotes. :cry:

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  19. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    Oh, that's what that was? :disgust:
     
  20. Liz

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    Motherfucker..... :shifty:
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