Legendary Shoutbox Quotes

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  1. Melis

    Melis when you're feeling empty, keep me in your memory LPA Super Member

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    Kevin: I don't a hi?
     
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    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    Bitches

    -- "WHIRLPOOL"
    Zak: guys
    Zak: weird question
    Zak: you know your facial hair
    Decay: where is this going
    Zak: specifically the beard
    minuteforce: Oh, I know my facial hair, alright
    Zak: does it grow straight?
    Zak: from one direction to the other?
    Zak: cos there's a swirl amongst my facial hair
    Kevin: it doesn't grow straight on me, curls like a MF
    minuteforce: Kevin, I guess this is your field :kappa:
    Decay: :rofl:
    Kevin: actually on the cheeks it grows pretty straight, but on the chin it curls, so if I wanna grow a beard I have to get a hair straightener
    Zak: https://twitter.com/Japananese/status/429037150466998272
    Zak: look here
    Decay: he actually took a picture haha
    minuteforce: Oh.
    Decay: I see what you mean.
    Robert: hahahaha fucking whirlpool
    Kevin: THERE'S A TWISTER ON YOUR FACE
    minuteforce: :lol:
    Zak: my facial hair has always been like that
    Decay: That swirl leads to the void.
    Zak: right side
    Zak: my left side is fine
    Decay: but I can say that I do not have anything like that
    Kevin: neither do I
    Tim: Dude, that's kind of cool
    Robert: maybe there's a tiny alien below the skin in the middle of that swirl
    Decay: does it turn around as well, Zak? :kappa:
    Zak: it'd be so much cooler if it did
    minuteforce: Come down to Australia and it'll turn
    Tim: hah
    Decay: :isee:
    Decay: You should grow more and emulate this effect: http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/rotsnake.gif
    Tim: my pubes do that
    Zak: hahahahaha
    Decay: :rofl:
    Liz: Tim...
    Tim: Yes?
     
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    Nish: I would spontaneously combust in an explosion of jizz if k dot featured on this album
     
  4. hawk

    hawk because the internet LPA Super VIP

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    fuck oath.
     
  5. Minus

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    XERO2.0: His fort minor album just put him on the face of rap history. One of the few good white rappers.
    Zak: "white"
    Minus: Nope.
    Joe: Did you just call Mike white? :lol:
    Minus: First off, not white.
    XERO2.0: But yah. His raps sound good, but it only works if he has Chester to back him up.
    Minus: Second off, even if he were, there are SO many more.
    Joe: :rofl:
    Tim: There are a lot of good white rappers. Half of Mike isn't one of them.
     
  6. Zak

    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    Manu Seeking tenderness with a dagger

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    RIP Jack, sweet prince, you will be missed.

    Fuck Josh though.
     
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    #TeamJosh
     
  11. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

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    Kevin A Pattern To Be Followed. LPA Administrator

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    "and not a single FUCKING ONE OF YOU (except for maybe kevin) was a jerk to me" - XERO3.0

    I was the only one nice to him and this is what I get?
     
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    Anonymous Person You promised me flesh!

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    "Friendship is like peeing on yourself-everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth" -Jamey
     
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    You don't quote yourself in the shoutbox thread. That makes it automatically not legendary.
     
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    Todd: So this is fucking fantastic. It's storming like a bitch right now. I flipped on the news and the weather guy is showing the radar map and is like
    Todd: "The national weather service is seeing possible tornado activity beginning right in this area"
    Todd: And the area he points to is right where my house is :lol:
    Todd: And now my iPhone just alerted to a tornado warning in my area
    Todd: Wonderful
    Todd: Oh well, all I can do is chill here in the basement, watching the Blues game and laying on my comfy La-Z-Boy
    Todd: And there go the tornado sirens
    Todd: On the plus side, work is in the path of the possible tornado
    Todd: If the worst happens, I will go down in history as the person who live shouted his death
    Todd: Sirens off. Looks like the shit moved east of here
    Todd: Keep calm and watch Blues hockey!
    Todd: Confirmed tornado in East St. Louis
    Todd: It will probably cause about $8 in damage.
    Todd: Might actually help improve the area
    Todd: And I just realized I'm talking to myself here :lol:
     
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    About possible song descriptions of LP's #Visceral #CuttingEdge album "The Hunting Party":

    Tim: "Frontman Chester Bennington sounds like he's passing a kidney stone on this robo-metal dick smasher."
     
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    Decay: jesus
    Decay: This is the biggest fuckup I've ever seen
     
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