Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Ree, May 28, 2012.
minuteforce's little summaries are great haha.
Double-whammy again - here's stuff that happened relatively recently featuring the prolific Alf. You may remember Alf from this post.
----- "G'DAY, ALF ..."
Ree: In what context should we use ?
Nish: When you're mindlessly abusing someone with a lot of expletives
minuteforce: When you're talking about those bloomin' kids!
Ryo Hazuki: It should be the one smiley that isn't context specific.
Ree: I like the no context idea
minuteforce: Guess that's cool
Nish: or when you're referring to your rape dungeon
Ryo Hazuki: There are four men sleeping on my couch.
Nish: The screaming from the basement is keeping me up
minuteforce: Rhinos doing it in my bedroom
Nish: I like my women how I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer
Ree: Stop tickling my balls
Ree: ...I dunno.
----- "G'DAY, ALF ... (REMIXED)"
[We were discussing something innocuous and, all of a sudden -]
Gloomy Mushroom: [@ Joe] We all know you have a hairy ballsack like Alf's.
minuteforce: Wild allegations.
Joe: Where do you come up with this stuff?
Ree: Joe's reaction hahaha
Gloomy Mushroom: I watch Home and Away on a daily basis
Joe: You know it's good because when do I ever reply with a capitalized "WTF".
Joe: I think that's my first time.
Joe: Plus, I'd be honoured to have a ballsack like Alf's.
Ree: So Sarah watches Home and Away and thinks of Joe's ballsack?
Ree: That's my conclusion.
Gloomy Mushroom: Alf and Joe are the same people!
Ree: Any man would be honoured, Joe.
Gloomy Mushroom: Yes. I see Alf and I think of Joe's hairy ballsack. Automatic lady boner.
Paolo: when is the next monthly mix-up coming?
Ree: next month
Ree: July right, joe?
minuteforce: @Paolo: you can remix Joe's ballsack right now.
minuteforce: Sarah will judge submissions.
Ree: I want a dubstep ballsack remix wubwubwub
Joe: Yeah, expect it July 1st.
Paolo: awesome! I love remixing ballsacks
Joe: Me too Paolo, me too.
Andreina: do you have other mascots?
VeLLi: mascots??maybe a pet??
Andreina: ha ha yeah, sorry xD
VeLLi: have a dog)
VeLLi: and a sisterDD
I know you're not supposed to post about yourself but this was just too good to pass up. Plus it was a group convo, so it's alright? Right!?
LizLP: And Tim got it right - D3 is what I'm married to <3
turkishfan52: Tim dont offense bro i wish you best for yours life
Timothy: You, me . . . and D3.
Decay: Haha tim xD
LizLP: I think turkish actually thinks we're married, Tim xD
Nish: I've got the perfect picture for this scenario
Timothy: That's beautiful.
LizLP: HAHahhaha xD
lilj4425: Damn Liz is hot.
Timothy: @Nish: HAHAHA
Decay: haha that picture xD
LizLP: Lilj - lol xDD
Ree: Hahahaha, Nish. That's amazing.
Timothy: That's my perfect woman.
This is your shoutbox on crack.
witeken: When was the rock in rio concert?
Nish: Whenever you want! With the wonder of YouTube
witeken: The concert of RiR that was added the day after is already removed ((((
Timothy: WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE?
minuteforce: Has to be.
Joe: Everytime a LP show isn't pro-shot recorded, I DIE A LITTLE MORE INSIDE.
28thART: yeh we do love you
Joe: Yes. We do.
Timothy: POST ASS PICS PLZ
Nish: Who's that? That's the cat burglar. Duuun dudu dun
Timothy: YOU FUCKED IT UP HYBRID
Hybrid: THATS HOW I DO
28thART: Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
Joe: HOLY FUCK THE RAIN IS HERE
Hybrid: I SEE THINGS AND I FUCK THEM. I FUCK THEM UP!
minuteforce, you editing bastard. Sigh. All that work.
EDIT: You fucked up Hybrid's fuck up.
Oh, that's what that was?
I'll put it back in, then
minuteforce: And how did that thread only receive three replies?!
Hybrid: No kidding!
Baby Minus: I'll tell you
Baby Minus: It's the Writer's Block.
Baby Minus: That place is emptier than the list Joe put witeken in.
minuteforce: That's empty.
turkishfan52: I can die for you
Gloomy Mushroom: God kill me now. Someone.
turkishfan52: I will die if Sarah wont be my gf.
Gloomy Mushroom: I am going to put this as nicely as possible turkishfan. But go fuck yourself.
On August 12, 2009, one guy decided it was time to take one of the biggest steps in his life. He wrote his first shout in the LPA Shoutbox. Since that day, his life has never been the same. His name is.... Timothy:
Timothy: Shout ... Shout ... Let it all out....
28thART: when you are sick, once you see a nice butt, you fucking became healthy
Getting banned is only the beginning ...
-----"GUITAR HERO 3"
[Guitar Hero 3.0 enters]
BIGBU: hi guys again
BIGBU: anyone see pinkpop?
BIGBU: there was no live stream yesterday but
BIGBU: now on youtube are vidz
[Guitar Hero lets slip that he is, in fact, Guitar Hero]
Nish: is this guitar hero again?
BIGBU: now on youtube are vidz
BIGBU: i am new on LPA but i am lp fan since 2005/2006
minuteforce: A likely story.
Nish: Excuse me while I go hand craft you a medal
minuteforce: I'll plan a parade
Nish: Decay here is in charge of confetti!
Decay: Hellz yeah!
minuteforce: Today is now ["Guitar Hero"] day.
Nish: Your guitar covers will blare over megaphones through city streets
Nish: and EVERYONE will start slow claps in their living rooms
minuteforce: Rhinos all over the world will mate.
BIGBU: ok you recognised me
minuteforce: While squirrels will spontaneously combust or something.
Nish: no squirrels will be lit on kerosene, CATS will spontaneously combust
minuteforce: And something about a brick to the face. I think.
Nish: dick to the face, you brick!
Obviously, at some point soon after this, Guitar Hero was banished again. But, later on ...
----- "GUITAR HERO 4" (you can also check out an alternate recap presented by Decay here)
LEOROCK: hi lpa
LEOROCK: who enjoy the rock am ring festival?
Decay: Hi DonLeo, how've you been? [+10 for deduction skills]
LEOROCK: it's sad that lp's ful rock am ring will'not relised
LEOROCK: at home
LEOROCK: but i am not donleo
Nish: yet you knew decay was talking to you when he said it
LEOROCK: i mean how you guess that i was donleo?
[Decay points out all the obvious hints he noticed. It takes a while to get through them all.]
minuteforce: Is Todd fucking with us? ;D
Nish: Tell me, Leorock, who is clearly not donleo. Are you any good at playing the guitar?
Nish: Any videos you'd like to share, perhaps?
minuteforce: My parade budget is dry.
Decay: Out of confetti
Nish: My custom medal making materials have to be shipped in
minuteforce: Whoa, make sure to put the brakes on that habit :*
Decay: Let's give him a book 'guitarplaying for dummies' instead
Decay: Throw that at him
Nish: Or a ukulele
LEOROCK: please don't be strong at me
Decay: I'm a strong man man, what'ya expect?
minuteforce: This is nothing.
Decay: I work out.
Nish: I'm a strong independent black woman who don't need no man
LEOROCK: i know that some my cover are awful
LEOROCK: and i don't like them too but it's very bad feeling for me to hear it from other people
Decay: Leo sure knows how to rock
minuteforce: WITH 100% ACCURACY
Ree: [+10 for appropriate Sheldon smiley]
LEOROCK: don't like them too but it's very bad feeling for me to hear it from other people
minuteforce: You know what also feels bad?
Decay: A dick in the face?
Nish: getting hit in the face with a dick
Decay: Hah Nish
Nish: Decay has just been one step ahead all day
LEOROCK: i am sorry guys
LEOROCK: for that bad weords
Decay: We sorry for you too
LEOROCK: please forgive me
Decay: HAHAHAHA no.
Ree: Why do you keep re-registering?
LEOROCK: becov\use i feel sorry man
Ree: Fuck off. Seriously.
Todd: Uh, no
Decay: becov\use, wow
Decay: how do you even write that typo
Nish: becourse its hard!
[Guitar Hero is banned by Todd. For what is the fourth time.]
Nish: And that's fourth time unlucky!
EDIT: forgot to do this earlier - here are links to all of the "GUITAR HERO"-related chatbox excerpts which have been presented in this thread:
- "GUITAR HERO"
- "SEAMAN" (side-plot featuring Joe)
- "THE SPY WHO ZEXED ME" (side-plot featuring Agent O)
- "GUITAR HERO" (REPRISE) + "YOU'RE MY ZEXBOMB"
- and, then, this post which you're currently reading.
Lol. Everytime minute outdoes himself, now with "editor's commentary"
Dang the dude re-registered three times? xD, and Ree's legendary "fuck off" D:
DonLeo and VeLLi posts are the most funny. haha
Finally the original DoNLeo 'medal/parade/confetti' conversation. Awesome effort with editing all this and turning it into something resembling a narrative, minuteforce
And I believe "GUITAR HERO 4" includes the latest instance of the gag.
I eagerly await it
They're both in the same post.
Separate names with a comma.