Legendary Shoutbox Quotes

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    minuteforce

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    COLD :lol:
     
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    Ree

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    :rofl:

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    minuteforce's little summaries are great haha.
     
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    Decay

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    HAHAHAHA WIN! :rofl:
     
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    minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    Double-whammy again - here's stuff that happened relatively recently featuring the prolific Alf. You may remember Alf from this post. ;)

    ----- "G'DAY, ALF ..."
    Ree: :alf:
    minuteforce: YES! :lol:
    LizLP: xD
    Ree: In what context should we use :alf:?
    Nish: When you're mindlessly abusing someone with a lot of expletives
    minuteforce: When you're talking about those bloomin' kids!
    Ryo Hazuki: It should be the one smiley that isn't context specific.
    Ree: I like the no context idea
    minuteforce: Guess that's cool
    Nish: or when you're referring to your rape dungeon
    Nish: :alf:
    Ree: :flugen::alf:
    Ryo Hazuki: There are four men sleeping on my couch. :alf:
    Nish: The screaming from the basement is keeping me up :alf:
    minuteforce: Rhinos doing it in my bedroom :alf:
    Nish: I like my women how I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer :alf:
    Ree: Stop tickling my balls :alf:
    Ree: ...I dunno.


    ----- "G'DAY, ALF ... (REMIXED)"
    [We were discussing something innocuous and, all of a sudden -]
    Gloomy Mushroom: [@ Joe] We all know you have a hairy ballsack like Alf's.
    Joe: WTF...
    Gloomy Mushroom: :alf:
    Ree: :lol:!
    minuteforce: Wild allegations.
    Joe: Where do you come up with this stuff? :lol:
    Ree: Joe's reaction hahaha
    Gloomy Mushroom: I watch Home and Away on a daily basis :lol:
    Joe: You know it's good because when do I ever reply with a capitalized "WTF".
    Joe: I think that's my first time. :lol:
    Joe: Plus, I'd be honoured to have a ballsack like Alf's.
    Ree: So Sarah watches Home and Away and thinks of Joe's ballsack? :alf:
    Ree: That's my conclusion.
    Gloomy Mushroom: Alf and Joe are the same people!
    Ree: Any man would be honoured, Joe.
    Gloomy Mushroom: Yes. I see Alf and I think of Joe's hairy ballsack. Automatic lady boner.
    ...
    Paolo: when is the next monthly mix-up coming?
    Ree: next month :lol:
    Ree: July right, joe?
    minuteforce: @Paolo: you can remix Joe's ballsack right now. :kappa:
    minuteforce: Sarah will judge submissions.
    Ree: I want a dubstep ballsack remix :kappa: wubwubwub
    Joe: Yeah, expect it July 1st.
    Paolo: awesome! I love remixing ballsacks
    Joe: Me too Paolo, me too.
     
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    Andreina

    Andreina Proud Venezuelan LP fan. LPA Contributor

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    Andreina: do you have other mascots?
    VeLLi
    : mascots??maybe a pet??
    Andreina
    : ha ha yeah, sorry xD
    VeLLi
    : have a dog)
    VeLLi
    : and a sister:DDD
     
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    Nish

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    I know you're not supposed to post about yourself but this was just too good to pass up. Plus it was a group convo, so it's alright? Right!? :p

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    LizLP: And Tim got it right - D3 is what I'm married to <3
    turkishfan52: Tim dont offense bro i wish you best for yours life
    Timothy: You, me . . . and D3. :kappa:
    Decay: Haha tim xD
    LizLP: I think turkish actually thinks we're married, Tim xD
    Nish: I've got the perfect picture for this scenario
    Nish: Lizmothy?
    [​IMG]
    Timothy: That's beautiful.
    LizLP: HAHahhaha xD
    lilj4425: Damn Liz is hot.
    Timothy: @Nish: HAHAHA
    Decay: haha that picture xD
    LizLP: Lilj - lol xDD
    Ree: Hahahaha, Nish. That's amazing.
    Timothy: That's my perfect woman.
     
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    minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    This is your shoutbox on crack.

    ----- "SHIFTY"
    witeken: When was the rock in rio concert?
    Nish: Whenever you want! With the wonder of YouTube
    witeken: The concert of RiR that was added the day after is already removed :(((((
    Timothy: WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE?
    Nish: :kappa:
    minuteforce: Has to be. :kappa:
    witeken: -_-
    Ree: -___-
    minuteforce:
    [REDACTED]
    Joe: Everytime a LP show isn't pro-shot recorded, I DIE A LITTLE MORE INSIDE.
    28thART: -_____-
    28thART: yeh we do love you ^_^
    Joe: Yes. We do. :shifty:
    Timothy: POST ASS PICS PLZ :head:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Ree: Thanks :eek:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    28thART: :D
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    28thART: :lol:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    Ree: :-D
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    28thART: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    Nish: Who's that? That's the cat burglar. Duuun dudu dun
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    Hybrid: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Hybrid: :shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty::shifty
    Joe: :shifty:
    Ree: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Timothy: YOU FUCKED IT UP HYBRID
    witeken: spammers
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    Hybrid: :shifty:
    minuteforce: :shifty:
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    28thART: :awesome:
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    28thART: :shifty:
    Hybrid: THATS HOW I DO
    Joe: :shifty:
    Joe: :shifty:
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    28thART: Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
    Joe: HOLY FUCK THE RAIN IS HERE
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    Baby Minus: :shifty:
    28thART: :shifty:
    Timothy: [​IMG]
    Hybrid: I SEE THINGS AND I FUCK THEM. I FUCK THEM UP!:cocainefan:
    Ree: :lol:!!
     
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    Minus

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    minuteforce, you editing bastard. Sigh. All that work.

    EDIT: You fucked up Hybrid's fuck up.
     
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    minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    Oh, that's what that was?

    I'll put it back in, then :lol:

    EDIT: done!
     
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    Hybrid

    Hybrid Meow! This cat has claws! LPA Team

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    :awesome: You're welcome.


    minuteforce: And how did that thread only receive three replies?!
    Hybrid: No kidding!
    Baby Minus: I'll tell you
    Baby Minus: It's the Writer's Block.
    Baby Minus: That place is emptier than the list Joe put witeken in.
    minuteforce: That's empty. o_O
     
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    Gloomy Mushroom

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    turkishfan52: I can die for you
    Gloomy Mushroom: God kill me now. Someone.
    turkishfan52: I will die if Sarah wont be my gf.
    turkishfan52: :(
    turkishfan52: Sarah
    Gloomy Mushroom: I am going to put this as nicely as possible turkishfan. But go fuck yourself.
     
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    Decay

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    On August 12, 2009, one guy decided it was time to take one of the biggest steps in his life. He wrote his first shout in the LPA Shoutbox. Since that day, his life has never been the same. His name is.... Timothy:

    Timothy: Shout ... Shout ... Let it all out....
     
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    28thART: when you are sick, once you see a nice butt, you fucking became healthy :awesome:
     
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    minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    Getting banned is only the beginning ...

    -----"GUITAR HERO 3"
    [Guitar Hero 3.0 enters]
    BIGBU: hi guys again
    Zakaria: HELLO :head:
    BIGBU: :trollface:
    BIGBU: anyone see pinkpop?
    minuteforce: no
    BIGBU: there was no live stream yesterday but
    BIGBU: now on youtube are vidz

    [Guitar Hero lets slip that he is, in fact, Guitar Hero]
    Nish: is this guitar hero again?
    BIGBU: now on youtube are vidz
    minuteforce: Probably.
    BIGBU: :trollface:
    BIGBU: i am new on LPA but i am lp fan since 2005/2006
    minuteforce: A likely story.
    Nish: Excuse me while I go hand craft you a medal
    minuteforce: I'll plan a parade :kappa:
    Nish: Decay here is in charge of confetti!
    Decay: Confetti?
    Decay: Hellz yeah!
    minuteforce: Today is now ["Guitar Hero"] day.
    Nish: Your guitar covers will blare over megaphones through city streets
    Nish: and EVERYONE will start slow claps in their living rooms
    minuteforce: Rhinos all over the world will mate.
    BIGBU: ok you recognised me
    minuteforce: While squirrels will spontaneously combust or something.
    Nish: no squirrels will be lit on kerosene, CATS will spontaneously combust
    minuteforce: And something about a brick to the face. I think.
    Nish: dick to the face, you brick!


    Obviously, at some point soon after this, Guitar Hero was banished again. But, later on ...


    ----- "GUITAR HERO 4" (you can also check out an alternate recap presented by Decay here)
    LEOROCK: hi lpa
    LEOROCK: who enjoy the rock am ring festival?
    Decay: Hi DonLeo, how've you been?
    [+10 for deduction skills]
    LEOROCK: it's sad that lp's ful rock am ring will'not relised
    LEOROCK: at home :D
    LEOROCK: but i am not donleo
    Nish: yet you knew decay was talking to you when he said it
    LEOROCK: i mean how you guess that i was donleo?

    [Decay points out all the obvious hints he noticed. It takes a while to get through them all.]
    minuteforce: Is Todd fucking with us? ;D
    Nish: Surely
    LEOROCK: :D
    Nish: Tell me, Leorock, who is clearly not donleo. Are you any good at playing the guitar?
    Nish: Any videos you'd like to share, perhaps?
    minuteforce: My parade budget is dry. :kappa:
    Decay: Out of confetti
    Nish: My custom medal making materials have to be shipped in
    minuteforce: Whoa, make sure to put the brakes on that habit :*
    Decay: Let's give him a book 'guitarplaying for dummies' instead
    Decay: Throw that at him
    Nish: Or a ukulele
    LEOROCK: please don't be strong at me
    Decay: :rofl:
    Decay: I'm a strong man man, what'ya expect?
    minuteforce: This is nothing.
    Decay: I work out.
    Nish: I'm a strong independent black woman who don't need no man
    LEOROCK: i know that some my cover are awful
    LEOROCK: and i don't like them too but it's very bad feeling for me to hear it from other people
    Decay: Leo sure knows how to rock :kappa:
    LEOROCK: :D
    minuteforce: WITH 100% ACCURACY
    Decay: :leo:
    Ree: :sheldon:
    [+10 for appropriate Sheldon smiley]
    LEOROCK: don't like them too but it's very bad feeling for me to hear it from other people
    minuteforce: You know what also feels bad?
    Decay: A dick in the face?
    Nish: getting hit in the face with a dick
    Decay: Hah Nish :lol:
    Nish: Decay has just been one step ahead all day
    LEOROCK: hey
    LEOROCK: i am sorry guys
    LEOROCK: for that bad weords
    Decay: We sorry for you too
    LEOROCK: please forgive me
    LEOROCK: ok?
    Ree: No
    Decay: HAHAHAHA no.
    Ree: Why do you keep re-registering?
    LEOROCK: becov\use i feel sorry man
    Ree: Fuck off. Seriously.
    Todd: Uh, no
    LEOROCK: anyway
    Decay: becov\use, wow
    Decay: how do you even write that typo
    Nish: becourse its hard!

    [Guitar Hero is banned by Todd. For what is the fourth time.]
    Nish: And that's fourth time unlucky!

    EDIT: forgot to do this earlier - here are links to all of the "GUITAR HERO"-related chatbox excerpts which have been presented in this thread:

    - "#ALLCAPSEVERYTHING"
    - "GUITAR HERO"
    - "SEAMAN" (side-plot featuring Joe)
    - "THE SPY WHO ZEXED ME" (side-plot featuring Agent O)
    - "GUITAR HERO" (REPRISE) + "YOU'RE MY ZEXBOMB"
    - and, then, this post which you're currently reading.
     
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    Andreina

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    Lol. Everytime minute outdoes himself, now with "editor's commentary" :lol:

    Dang the dude re-registered three times? xD, and Ree's legendary "fuck off" D: :lol:
     
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    Flagrare

    Flagrare 'Majestic Dick. Brazilian Snake Cock. And Cunts. LPA Super Member

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    DonLeo and VeLLi posts are the most funny. haha
     
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    Nish

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    Finally the original DoNLeo 'medal/parade/confetti' conversation. Awesome effort with editing all this and turning it into something resembling a narrative, minuteforce :)
     
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    minuteforce

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    And I believe "GUITAR HERO 4" includes the latest instance of the gag. ;)
     
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    Nish

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    I eagerly await it
     
  20. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    They're both in the same post.
     

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