Legendary Shoutbox Quotes

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  1. Nish

    Nish Well-Known Member

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    Definitely didn't read that second title >.>
     
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    Hybrid: :awesome:
    06-08-12 06:33pm Hybrid: LIES already leaked, son!
    06-08-12 06:32pm lilj4425: June 15th.
    06-08-12 06:32pm lilj4425: Lies. It will leak in seven days.
    06-08-12 06:31pm Xero21: NOT SAYIN JUST SAYIN
    06-08-12 06:31pm Xero21: one regular user on hasitleaked says LT has leaked. they need 3 regular users or 1 power user to report it to make it official
     
  3. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    All done with Guitar Hero for now. So, welcome to another edition of "JOE'S WORLD". :)

    ----- "I'LL JUST SAY 'CAVE'"
    Timothy: IHOP has a dish called "Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity."
    Joe: Coincidentally, Tim, so does my local prostitute.
    Rocky: I read Rocky instead of Rooty
    Joe: Come to think of it her name could be IHOP too...
    Timothy: Is that the one where she sticks ice cream up your ass? :WTF:
    Ree: I once found the word "cock" instead of "coke" on a menu. I ordered it. :kappa:
    Joe: Every guy just got a tingling feeling in their pants.
    Rocky: Ree would like a side of cock
    Timothy: I'll have a cock please. Extra fizzy. :kappa:
    Jayhov: DID IT LEAK YET.
    Ree: It was coke, you sick fucks!
    Rocky: my cock? no
    Rocky: wow, that was meant for Jayhov
    Ree: :lol:
    Baby Minus: Yeah, it wasn't a penis. It was cocaine.
    Joe: :cocainefan:
    Timothy: GIVE ME AND EIGTHBALL AND I"LL COOK EVERYONE'S MEAL :cocainefan:
    MKH: :sheldon:
    Ree: I'm off to my cave of contracts and copyrights! Bye bye :seaman:
    Andreina: ©
    Timothy: Goddammit.
    Timothy: I GIVE UP
    Timothy: Later, Ree.
    Rocky: bye Ree, stay sexy!
    Timothy: *stay sexy :head:
    Joe: Bye, Ree. [​IMG]
    Nish: zexy*
    Ree: You know it, Nish! Thanks
    Joe: See you in the sex cave soon. [​IMG]
    Timothy: Sex cave = Joe's asshole.
    Ree: :lol:
    Rocky: :lol:
    Joe: :flugen:
    Ree: Will Tim be in there too?
    Joe: We can only hope.
    Timothy: It's like my second home.
    Timothy: First being a certain Swedish basement.
    Rocky: if it's a a cave, does that mean that it is really wide?
    Joe: I do need three dicks to simulate the triple barrel laser sighted dildo gun...
    Nish: Redefines cavemen
    Ree: Leave Pidgey's afro and make Joe's arsehole your permanent home.
    Timothy: I'm tearing up the lease as we speak.
    Ree: Good man.
    Joe: You'll be tearing something else later. :kappa:
    Joe: "Now, Ree get in my fucking sex dungeon ya' filthy cunt"
    minuteforce: :lol: Oh, Alf ...


    Strange, unquotable things happen after this. Never mind. You can read what happens next a few posts below :)
     
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  4. Nish

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    Is there a point in uploading the entire Doodleburger :alf: conversation?
     
  5. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    I don't really remember that one, if I was in it. Hunt it down in the archive and point me to it if you want. My backlog of stuff for these quotes threads is now empty ;D
     
  6. Nish

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    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    Well, I guess what happened next is kind of quotable - especially since this entire thing is basically a collection of quotes heard in an Alf montage. All those who were involved presumably apologise for the rule-breakingly offensive language.

    ----- "THE RAPING IN THE DUNGEON SCENE IS ALSO HILARIOUS"
    Joe: I'm living vicariously through the Alf smilie. :kappa:
    Timothy: It's so fun.
    Joe: It's like I can say what I really want to and blame it on him.
    [Shocking revelation that Timothy has never watched "Home And Away"; Nish links this video, thus triggering the apocalypse.]
    ...
    Timothy: HAHAHAHA
    Timothy: "AHHHHH, FUCK ME SISTER!!!!"
    Nish: You will be quoting this for days. Maybe even weeks
    Joe: This shoutbox will now be full of quotes. :lol:
    Nish: My personal favourites include "I'll bite your face, cunt"
    Joe: "STAY OUT OF IT SHIT-TITS"
    Timothy: Oh my fucking God.
    Nish: "where'd you get it, gay cunts r us"
    Joe: "BANG"
    Timothy: "What did I tell you about lettin' fuckin' refugees in me house?!"
    Timothy: "DON'T LIE TO ME, YOU FUCKIN' WEASEL DICK CUNT!"
    Nish: "OH FUCK ME SISTER!"
    Nish: The rant 5:40 in is quite possibly the funniest thing in that video
    Joe: The whole Mexican scene is fucking piss funny.
    Joe: "LET ME GGGOAOAOAOAOOOOOOO"
    Timothy: "I'll never bite yer tits again, love."
    Nish: The raping in the dungeon scene is also hilarious
    28thART: Hey guys, Nish, Joe, Tim, Minute
    Timothy: "I'll fuck you with scissors!"
    minuteforce: @28thART: so. You found our rape dungeon :alf:
    Timothy: My sides hurt so much right now, haha.
    Nish: "Nah mate, come off it, I'm a nice guy uhuhuh"
    Nish: "Suck shit cunts, im a fucking winner"
    Timothy: "I'll probably just, ya know, stomp cunts with me boots if I have to."
    28thART: im lost.
    minuteforce: @28thART: lost in the rape dungeon :alf:
    Joe: ""ya' better run ya' fucking Mexicunt, I'll kick you so far up your arse shit'll be coming out your nose!" :alf:
    Timothy: "Eat a dick, cunt. I absolutely fuckin' flogged ya."
    Decay: "I'll burn your cock off with a fucking blow torch"
    Decay: "I'll fuck your ass so hard you'll have shit pouring out of your nose"
    28thART: :alf:
    Decay: OMG :rofl:
    Timothy: [​IMG]
     
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    Night of Neptune: This user is on your ignore list.
     
  9. Tim

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    I'm pretty sure Joe said this. We all know the triple barrel laser sighted dildo gun is his favorite. :kappa:
     
  10. Ree

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    I want to sig this: I'll probably just, ya know, stomp cunts with me boots if I have to. :alf:

    <3
     
  11. minuteforce

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    Ah, you're right >.< - fixed it.
     
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  12. Tim

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    You're still the man for posting all of these classic conversations for posterity, minute.
     
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    Baby Minus: FUCK YOUR FACE
    .Amanda.: o
    _Depression: I CAN'T I TRIED
    _Depression: I MEAN
    .Amanda.: o_O
    Baby Minus: o_O
    _Depression: O_O
     
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    HAHA :lol: - all of these are hilarious
     
  16. Nish

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    wakadoodle:Check the In The End video. Flying Whales, fuck logic.
    Nish: The In The End video Adam? Is it new? Who's it by?
    wakadoodle:mad:Nish just watch the video..
    wakadoodle:flying whales
    wakadoodle:fuck logic
    Nish: :facepalm:
    Nish: the current facepalm emoticon just doesn't do it sometimes
    Nish: You need something like
    Baby Minus: Nish, I got you.
    Nish:[​IMG]
    Baby Minus: [​IMG]
     
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    Baby Minus: I think you're overestimating the intelligence of the LP fanbase.
    Baby Minus: I mean, we still have people with "Mike Shinoda is the glue!" in their signatures
     
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    Elaine: For fucks sake
    Elaine: Shut the fuck up about fucking leaks
    Timothy+Liz: <3
    Flagrare: Really THANK YOU Elaine.
     
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    lilj4425: Vdalem sounds like a sex drive medicine.
     

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