Making Sentences

Similar to Word Association except instead we're making sentences. Obviously, each post can only be one word. Whoever ends a sentence with a period needs to start a new one. Also, whoever ends it can type out the sentence that was made, if they want.

Edit: We'll make articles/pronouns not count
I'll start:

Surprisingly,

 

the cat

 

That's two words . But anyways:

decided

 

.

 

Surprisingly, the cat decided.

New sentence:
Today,

 

I

 

fell

 

into a (we'll make articles/pronouns not count)

 

large

 

vat

 

which

 

has

 

filthy

 

whores

 

.
Today, I fell into a large vat which has filthy whores. .

Mike

 

.

 

Mike drenched.

Travz21

 

needs

 

to