May clinging breasts always come to your aid...

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    Nikki

    Nikki I have no idea what is going on LPA Super Member

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    Andrea

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    Andrea, Jan 30, 2005



    Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe. The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments?



    ...wtf? :lol:
     
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    Dedicated, Jan 30, 2005



    :lol:!! What the fuck? One of them is:

    Dear David,
    Never was a man so badly meant to wear corrective glasses.




    :lol:!!!




    That's evil to me... :(
     
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    :lol: :lol:
     
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    Uhh...frenchies, translation please. :lol:
     
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    You wear your breasts to their full extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment.
     
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    Chris Luke

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    I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.

    :wth:.
     
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    WTH?
     
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    Leslie

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    FUCK. I was just thinking of how much I hate spanish. How did it know?
     
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    Maëlle

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    Maëlle, Jan 31, 2005



    It means ''This is not a compliment''

    Mine said:
    Most certainly, your fingernails stimulate magnetism in the most organic of solvents!
     
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    It means ''This is not a compliment''

    Mine said:
    Most certainly, your fingernails stimulate magnetism in the most organic of solvents! [/b][/quote]
    Oh right, lol.

    :lol:
     
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    Whimsicality

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    Whimsicality, Jan 31, 2005



    May you always have stables of horses to service your needs.



    That's kind of funny because I work at a barn...
     
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    Jila

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    "The microfine network of eyes traversing your shoulders causes me to shudder in anticipation of the coming of the wondrous season of jaundiced eskimos and impotent Anglican priests."
     
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    Your mother once had eyes that shone like the legs of Mae West.


    ;) wtf....lol :lol:
     
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    Razan

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    LMAO!! :lol:
    Words of wisdom...
     
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    This is so cool :D
     
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    Demonize your sofa. It will lend forth more peanuts between the cushions.

    :chemist:

    The microfine network of eyes traversing your shoulders causes me to shudder in anticipation of the coming of the wondrous season of jaundiced eskimos and impotent Anglican priests.

    :chemist: :chemist:
     
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    il mio cuore batte come un trattore al minimo


    :lol:
     
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    Alacrity, Jan 31, 2005



    You are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for a lime-based detergent.

    Woah. :mellow:
     
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