"What...is the air speed velocity of a swallow?" "...African or European?" "...I don't know...AHHHHH!!!!!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail. If you haven't seen it you won't get why it's so funny.
"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood 'till it rains down from the skies. Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not poilte suggestions. These are codes of behavior, and those of that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever God you wish. And shephards we shall be for thee my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be... In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti." ~~~The Boondock Saints
"So go," "I did. I thought maybe you were a nut, but you were exciting." "I wish you'd stayed" "I wish I stayed too, now I wish I stayed. I wish I'd done alot of things. I wish I'd........ I wish I'd stayed, I do..."- Conversation between Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. "Bates, Norman Bates" Psyco, Norman Bates is the creepiest villian ever.
Mr. Deeds [/b][/quote] Seems like Tomi doesn't know movies. "All hail the New York Giants!" - Madagascar
''what the fuck's happening?'' - jules '' i just accidentally shot marvin in the throat'' - vincent ''why the fuck did you do that? - jules pulp fiction
"GET DOWN! SHUT UP!"-Forest Gump, teh sergeantguy.... "Evil is when good men do nothing"-Hitler.... i like these
Matrix: Agent Smith: I'm not so bad, once you get to know me. Trainman: You don't get it. I built this place. Down here, I make the rules. Down here, I make the threats. Down here, I'm God. Agent Smith: Is it over? Agent Smith: Wait, I've seen this before. This is it! Agent Smith: Do you know what the best thing about being me is? Agent Smith: There's so many of me! Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. Neo: What truth? Spoon boy: There is no spoon. Neo: There is no spoon? Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself. Fight Club: Tyler Durden: Now as a question of etiquette, do I give you the ass or the crotch? "I fell of some stairs." Bob: Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry.
Emperor Meiji ; Tell me, Tell me how he died. Algren; No, I will tell you how he Lived. - I love that quote. I love tom cruise
i thought it was trash bin- coming 2 america damn hes gd- coming 2 america what games do u play in africa? chase the monkey?- coming 2 america fuck u, fuck u and fuck u, whos next?- coming 2 america hello my american neighbours, fuck u, yes fuck u 2- coming 2 america think trash think akeem- coming 2 america hey fuck u, wot does fuck u mean?- coming 2 america i cant walk, they have tied my shoelaces, bastards- hot shots part duex the gates locked, FROM THE INSIDE, cant u blow it? its not our property- hot shots part duex ur powers r weak old man- hot shots part duex ur mothers on the phone, o i forgot to phone her tell her im busy, at the laundrette, im sorry u jus missed him, o thank u your a saint- hot shots part duex now thats a gun- hot shots part duex martin luther king came round the corner hit me in the face and sed oops rong person- coming 2 america welcome back mr anderson- the matrix
[Madagascar] "They are just a bunch of pansies." "Let us go and meet the pansies!" "Maurice! Can't you see you've insulted the freak?" - King Julien, self-proclaimed Lord of the Lemurs, blah blah blah etcetera etcetera hooray. "Alex, YOU'RE BITING MY BUTT." -Marty "You mean like, wipe yourself with a leaf - kind of wild?" "Who wipes??" Alex/King Julien "Just smile and wave, boys." -Skipper [Star Wars] "This party's over." - Mace Windu is about to kick some serious butt Best one - Yoda ~ "Do. or do not. There is no try." (5) "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!" ~Obi Wan (3) "Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her." ~ Han Solo (4) "Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking...nerf herder!" ~Leia (5) "Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from one person only - Me!" ~ Han (5) "Apology accepted, Captain Needa." ~ Vader (5) "I will not condone an action that will lead us to war." ~ Queen Amidala (1) "Why do I sense we've picked up another useless life form?" ~ Obi Wan (1) "We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?" - Han the conversationalist "The Force is strong with this one!" - Vader feels Luke's strength "Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?" - Leia, on Chewie "I will make it legal." - Darth Sidious doesn't need loophopes "You came in that thing? You're braver that I thought." - Leia
"I'm gonna slash and gash ya', cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. If the phone rings, don't answer the call. Gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat, peal your foreskin off and make a winter coat. Peace!" - Ghost Face Killer - Scary Movie.