Pants-Shitting Stories

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    Ree

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    Ree, Mar 13, 2011



    Blue suits you, sir!

    LOL, I'm curious about this too :lol:
     
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    Aw, thanks, Ree. :)

    I'm pretty big on blue, most of my social networking profiles tend to use it somehow or another. :"
     
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    $pvcxGhxztCasey, Mar 13, 2011



    a shit stain on the wall
     
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    Once, in High School, when on the bus I had to take a shit. I waited until I got home, and by that time I was almost dying from holding it in. But I made it anyway and didn't shit myself. Thus, I win and laugh at Ben's and Tim's humility because their misfortune is our entertainment.

    /Asshole.

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    Did I mention it was a 55 minute bus route? and I waited the entire school day? (Can't be healthy :/)
     
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    you better watch out Albert :lol: --> i got that from a joke related to this forum haha!! i thought now was the best time to say it lol :awesome:
     
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    that.. doesn't even make sense.
     
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    The 3 Doors joke:
    There was this one guy. He had to make one choice to choose a door. those doors were named 1-3. He choose 3rd door. Then the first door opened up as a small room of full of cards. The 2nd. door open up as just a regular closet full of money, he was like oh darn! Then the third door, his choice opened up: it was full of shit. did u get it? :awesome:

    *really there was a bunch of shit behind that 3rd. door* this is really a bad joke, eventhough i got it the first time i heard it yrs. ago and just rememebered.
     
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    Best fucking thread ever.
     
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    $pvcxGhxztCasey, Mar 13, 2011



    Darrell Bluett, is that you?
     
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    Okay here's my story, I don't remember it happening because I was just a baby but my mom doesn't let me live it down and has gone over it many a time in detail.

    It was like 1987-1988 and the entire family (including me) were at Disney World. Towards the end of the day my mom decides she's going to take me on the dinosaur boat ride, and I'm this little kid so I don't understand what's going on. Sure enough, we go through this dark tunnel and this huge robotic Apatosaurus (aka Brontosaurus) dips down with leaves in its mouth. I scream and start crying and a few minutes later the ride is over and were in broad daylight.

    What happened you ask? Well...that was the day my mom learned that yes, you literally can get the shit scared out of you...especially when your child has shit his pants and gotten it all over your souvenir Disney shirt. That's what you get mom for scaring my ass :awesome:.
     
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    I remember when I was dating my ex back in my old town, we were drinking and he had way too much to drink. Suddenly we smell this awful smell and we all thought my other friend Alastair had farted. So of course he went on to deny it when my ex boyfriend raised his hand up, next to me, and said that he had something to confess. We all yelled out that he was the one to fart and he was like "No something much worse". Our smiles had turned to disgust especially me, who was sitting next to him as I was stroking his leg and stopped when I realised it wasn't his fart that smelt like shit, he had actually crapped his pants at the table. I was repulsed at him for such a thing and we ended up breaking up for a week because of that incident.

    I was 19 at the time and he was 24.
     
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    Lmao.

    Goddamn you guys are disgusting :lol:
     
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    Disgust and Comedy at the same time. :lol:
     
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    who is Darrell Bluett? :awesome:
     
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    Todd, Mar 13, 2011



    New rule for this thread:

    Anything that happened when you were 5 years or younger doesn't count because that is expected. This thread is for stories that happened when you were older. And I would also like to clarify that in that story, I did not shit my pants, I made it, barely, and I honestly can't recall a time in adulthood when I shat myself.
     
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    Do random skid marks in underwear count? :awesome:
     
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    Admins - Please give Ben a brown username.
     
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    I second this motion.
     
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    Fine. One time I was in a supermarket, nobody was in the aisle and I had to fart, so I did. Problem is, the fart wasn't a fart and was actually a prelude to a shit. Not only did I barely make it to the bathroom in time, but I was also in the back of the store....the bathroom was up front.
     
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    With yellow specks.
     
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