Quotes from the American Taliban

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    Todd

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    Jesus. <_<
     
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    Astat

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    Oh the irony. :lol:

    I could go down every single one of those quotes and make up a comeback, but that would take oh so much time that I don't feel like spending.

    If I had the money, I'd hire the real Taliban and tell them those are the infidels. :chemist:
     
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    that's fucking stupid. how can they say those things? doesn't that make them just as bad as the nazi's and such?
     
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    Acording to Fred Phelps, I have bats in the belfry. All these people are the hugest douche bags none to humanity.
     
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    I can't believe a single server is hosting so much stupidity.
     
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    Uh oh >_>

    These people are seriously dumb-fucks. I especially like the one where some guy says something along the lines of


    <!--QuoteBegin--Some guy


    When the Christian majority takes over this country, there will be no satanic churches, no more free distribution of pornography, no more talk of rights for homosexuals. After the Christian majority takes control, pluralism will be seen as immoral and evil and the state will not permit anybody the right to practice evil.
    [/quote]
    Land of the free, eh?
     
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    Whimsicality

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    The funny:


    The hypocritical:
    (because Christians totally didn't condone marrying girls off at a young age for hundreds of years)

    And the downright scary:
    <!--QuoteBegin--James Dobson

    "Those who control the access to the minds of children will set the agenda for the future of the nation and the future of the western world."[/quote]
     
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    the_king_of_all

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    (at what LD50 said... i did try to quote it but it was going all funny...)

    so you can't be 'american' if you don't believe in god... how fair is that. also just because you arent the perfect christian it does not take away your rights as a human. since when were christians perfect? no-one is perfect.
     
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    That's 49 extrememly idiotic and crazy people.
     
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    I don't know if I hate anyone more than Ann Coulter.

    Anti-Canadian, anti-muslim bitch.

    And Rush Limbaugh is a sexist, fanatical pig.
     
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    God Bless America.

    :lol:
     
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    the funniest (and most disturbing) thing is, is that those are some of the most un-christian attitudes ever...

    no wonder christianity has such a bad name, when you have morons like that pretending to be "christians".
     
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    "Don't use the word 'gay' unless it's an acronym for 'Got Aids Yet'"

    Holy shit that's hilarious. Was this guy a rocket scientist? Haha.

    "Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."

    This is evil.

    My final thought:

    "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness." - Declaration of Indepence
     
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    Seconded.

    In a land of such great minds, how do we also possess the worst?
     
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    “George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States, he was appointed by God.”

    hmm...

    "I think that actually AIDS is a guardian. That is I think it was sent, if you would, about forty years ago, to destroy Western civilization unless we change our sexual ways. So it's really a Godsend."

    "Homosexuality is a crime against humanity."

    "Causes of homosexuality include: 'sex with animals'"*

    "Unless we get medically lucky, in three or four years, one of the options discussed will be the extermination of homosexuals."

    ?!?!

    "If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

    Humans can be any religion they feel is right for them.


    Lots more stupid comments. Some are actually funny.
     
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    Justin

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    Fucking. Stupid.

    Here's a great site about religious tolerance; it's a great site that discusses major issues like different religions' stances on homosexuality, abortion, contraception, etc. I used it extensively for a project on religious intolerance for school. It also has some really inflammatory quotes.

    Religious Tolerance

    Here's the official site to Pastor Fred Phelp's site, which is the homepage for the Westboro Baptist Church. There is a lot of homophobic shit.
    Westboro Baptist Church Homepage

    Holy fuck.
     
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    Those fucking morons.
     
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    Justin

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    I read the Time article on her; it's a puff piece, but it makes me see Ann Coulter and conservatives in a really different light. I think the Time article helped showed the humanity in people. According to the article, she has a great sense of humor. Funny thing is that she refused to read the article because she said that the photographer butchered her photo on the cover by using a fish-eye lens.

    @ Mark: according to the article, she was joking when she said that thing about how Canadians should be grateful that the US hasn't just rolled over and crushed them.
    This quote is hilarious; she's a woman by the way.
     
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    There are just some really, really, REALLY weird people out there...

    You can have your own opinion....but honestly...
     

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