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    Rahat

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    Rahat, Mar 23, 2007



    go hellflame!!
     
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    Andrea

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    Andrea, Mar 23, 2007



    I'll let them know when I see them live in May. :p
     
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    Todd, Mar 23, 2007



    Either the average American is just a complete dumbass, or they find the dumbest people to put on Are You Smarter Than a 3rd Grader. I watched and got every answer right, without the help from some little kid. Seriously....when asked "Which continent is also a country?", how fucking stupid do you have to be to say "All of them." I like to think that the average IQ in this country is in the double digits, but seeing crap like this, I have my doubts. Seriously, watching that show made me feel like I was in the upper echelon of society, and a show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy shouldn't do that
     
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    Luke, Mar 23, 2007



    I can't garuntee they'll still be alive by then. :lol:

    Well I'm off now. G'Nite everyone. :)
     
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    Andrea

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    Andrea, Mar 23, 2007



    They better be. I paid $50 each for two tickets and if they're dead, you owe me money. :lol:
     
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    Derek, Mar 23, 2007



    I still wish there was another way.
     
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    My head feels as though it's about to explode. My sinuses are burning up. And my ear feels as though it has a massive pin being stabbed into it. But aside from that! :lol:
     
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    Andrea

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    Andrea, Mar 23, 2007



    A miracle needs to happen.

    But anyway, bed time for real now.
     
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    Derek

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    Derek, Mar 23, 2007



    I will be looking for a way to make that miracle happen between now and that time.
     
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    Misfit Jay

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    Misfit Jay, Mar 23, 2007



    damn it! I wish my girlfriend was here right now.
     
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    Zakrisk, Mar 23, 2007



    Me too.
     
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    ...Lauren?

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    ...Lauren?, Mar 23, 2007



    From Battle of the Jaywalk Allstars:
    Jay Leno: What was the war fought in the 1800s over slavery?
    Woman: Ummmm....
    Jay Leno: They weren't being very civil you could say...
    Woman: Umm, these questions are hard! Are these really questions that 7th graders know the answer to?
    Jay Leno: Could you just answer the question?
    Woman: Ummm... the revolutionary war?
     
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    Kate

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    I feel positively filthy standing next to you.
     
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    Mark, Mar 23, 2007



    Has anyone told Derek yet that "sensical" isn't actually a word? :lol:
     
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    Zakrisk

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    Zakrisk, Mar 23, 2007




    Sensical isn't a word.
     
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    Dr. Faust, Mar 23, 2007



    Watch 'Idiocracy'. Great, funny movie.
     
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    Kate

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    Kate, Mar 23, 2007



    So sayeth the law of shadow:
    No night is so long to stop day from following.
    So long as I reach the air
    And finally feel my colors change.
     
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    Chris., Mar 23, 2007



    Isn't it "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" or did they change it?

    Either way, I can understand forgetting some things you learned as a child but to forget that a Trapezoid has four sides is completely fucking stupid.
     
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    Todd, Mar 23, 2007



    Yeah, it's 5th grader, I'm a dumbass and made a typo.
     
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    Kate

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    Kate, Mar 23, 2007



    You have no idea how hard I'm laughing.
     
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