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  1. Dr. Faust

    Dr. Faust "Your Epitaph Will Be A Barcode"

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    Fucking headache.
     
  2. Agent

    Agent Formerly known as Agent Sideburns LPA Über VIP

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    Hmph I need a new sig...
     
  3. Misfit Jay

    Misfit Jay I'm down with tippin 40s to your memory. LPA Super Member

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    Woohoo for the first paycheck!
     
  4. Debus

    Debus Morbid Fascination LPA Addict

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    I'm still in my interview clothes...can I be assed to get changed? No...
     
  5. Friskey™

    Friskey™ LPA Super Member LPA Addict

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    El Generico OWNS EVERYBODY! :lol:
     
  6. Dedicated

    Dedicated LPA Addict LPA Addict

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    You know the type of girl that walks in front of you and makes your jaw drop?
    She talks in riddles, and sort of tickles your soft spot
    You see her in the club. She treats you like a scrub
    She ain't trippin' off you, she got your whole crew in love
    Your day dreamin' of getting her in the bedroom alone
    Straight feedin', you beg like a dog for the bone
    And she's peepin', and the reason is she knows
    There’s a demon in between your legs with a mind of its own
    Now you're a weakling, overwhelmed with hormones
    Y'all start speakin', she grabs the number to your phone
    And next weekend you invite her to your home
    You weren't even thinking. You got played by a pro
    She's a big shot. Thick lips, nice legs, green eyes
    Took advantage of a thousand; only slept with three guys
    Ain't a hoe or a groupie, Jane Doe or a Lucy
    Her innocent looks are deceiving, so I'm telling you to be wise
    Hey yo, I know she's a cutie, but there's power in that coochie
    Underneath those booty tight, cut off, daisy-dooksy Levi's


    She's a big shot. You know your dream girl
    She knows how to use her looks to take advantage of the world
    She's a big shot. You thought you could school her
    She dissed you like you were neutered, and told you to go get a sexual tutor
    She's a big shot. She wouldn't touch your ruler
    She's so beautiful. A cute but cruel looter, user and abuser
    She's a big shot. Your eyes are glued to her behind
    You know her steeze, but you fall for it every time


    Now, what about that popular school kid?
    The always have been, always will be cool kid?
    The class president, valedictorian. "A plus", star quarterback
    Cadillac convertible drivin', signin' cheerleaders autographs
    Letter on the jacket. Medal around the neck
    Pin on his chest, and mind on his rep
    He only dates models. Drinks his Summit from the bottle
    When he walks he waddles, and he ain't ever lost a squabble
    He put you in the locker, and took your girlfriend to prom
    He's in your life every day, and you can't wait 'til he's gone
    But daddy owns a business, so it won't be long
    Before he inherits it, makes carats, and sings a rich man's song
    He's got the most expensive clothes and jewellery to wear
    While you’re looking for a job, he's looking in the mirror
    He walks the halls surrounded by is fan club
    Starts fads, ends trends, and hits the ceiling when he stands up
    He's a preppy, fame hoggin', pig headed fool
    When he has a party, everyone's invited except you
    And your crew. And there really ain't nothin' y'all can do
    He's in every state, city, and town, as long as they got a school


    He's a big shot. Thick knot in his wallet
    Parents got enough money to send your whole family to college
    He's a big shot. Testosterone thirsty
    Hallway father figure with his masculinity stained on his jersey
    He's a big shot. I.B. class whiz-kid
    Braggin' about a big dick, that chick and this chick
    He's a big shot.


    My favourites are the rappers, the egoistical bastards
    The people that never clap for your set, they think you're whacker
    Than them 'cause they're the masters
    I bet disaster is caused in their mind when you rhyme
    And plaster their jaws shut with a fat verse.
    To him you're a hazard: Weak matter, a reason for laughter
    He's preachin' he's live. But he's only that word backwards.
    After he dies, you can climb the ladder, start a chapter
    Art you'll capture finally.
    But while he breathes, M.C.'s don't even flatter him
    Add a tad if his acrobatical arrogance
    To his genetically engineered emotional pattern of tearin' kids in battles
    That'll explain why he mean mugs. He told ya' your team sucks
    Said you was a cream puff and fled
    Now you dream of choking him with that mic cord
    Instead, he blows your mind straight out your head
    With that hardcore tear M.C.'s and send ‘em to therapy
    He says, "Fuck You!" with clarity. You cry hysterically
    As he makes a parody of your passion
    You tell friends you think he's tight
    But secretly you hope his career won't be lasting
    'Cause he's an asshole, but you know he got a nice sound
    You know what else? (What?) You’re looking at him right now


    I'm a big shot. Don't front, you know you love me
    Girls never wash they hands after they get a chance to touch me
    I'm a big shot. Hey, you can say I'm a creep
    But put me in a room with your idols and I'll make 'em look weak
    I'm a big shot. Shit, can nobody fade me
    The only way we can do a song is if somebody pays me
    I'm a big shot. Big shot. Big props
    The best thing to ever happen in the history of hip hop



    Fucking love that song so much. <3
     
  7. Linja

    Linja Good. Be magnanimous. Über Member

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    Hey, is Paid LJ worth it?
     
  8. Mark

    Mark Canadian Beauty LPA Administrator

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    You're a smelly pirate hooker!
     
  9. Linja

    Linja Good. Be magnanimous. Über Member

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    *blinks*
     
  10. Friskey™

    Friskey™ LPA Super Member LPA Addict

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    Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island.
     
  11. Rachel

    Rachel look at my horse. LPA Super Member

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    Why has he been pretty much ignoring me?
     
  12. Friskey™

    Friskey™ LPA Super Member LPA Addict

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    I'm tired. *yawn*
     
  13. Debus

    Debus Morbid Fascination LPA Addict

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    Well, for the icons, yeah I would say so. And as for the additional space...yeah. It depends if you're hooked on it like me XD And it's relatively cheap, so if you like your icons, and like uploading pics on your LJ or whatever, then yeah, it's worth it
     
  14. Linja

    Linja Good. Be magnanimous. Über Member

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    Yeah I just paid for a six-month paid membership. I'll decide at the end of the six months, whether or not I want that automatic annual renewal thing for $19.95
     
  15. Debus

    Debus Morbid Fascination LPA Addict

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    My friend bought my 2 month paid membership. I needa renew it. I'm hooked on being a paid member already O__O
     
  16. ...Lauren?

    ...Lauren? Sadist Sagittarius

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    My computer is being slow.
     
  17. aki*lp

    aki*lp LPA Super Member LPA Super Member

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    tumnay mujh ko hasna sikhaya!!!
     
  18. Dedicated

    Dedicated LPA Addict LPA Addict

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    lmfao.


    I've just found out that Ian Grushka's (NFG's bassist) kid has the same birthday as me :lol:
     
  19. ...Lauren?

    ...Lauren? Sadist Sagittarius

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    50 situps on an incline bench.

    I'm going to feel that tomorrow.
     
  20. Friskey™

    Friskey™ LPA Super Member LPA Addict

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    Wow, didn't know you put my quote in your sig there Lauren.

    I feel loved. :lol:
     
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