Random Thoughts 11

Got a load of waffle to write tonight and a database to fix for tomorrow.. W00t! >.<

Hmm this haribo heart on my forehead is really starting to taunt me

 

It is NOT so common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!

 

Must... hold back... sexual... innuendo... *head explodes*

 

*is confused*

Have I walked into something.. Or do I not want to know what this is about??

 

I guess it IS big after all.

OH! UP TOP! *puts hand up for a high-five a'la The Todd*

 

Kyle: Maybe heaven is this moment right now.

Army dude: So you're saying we should bomb this moment right now?

I laugh hard everytime this part comes!!

 

JESUS CHRIST!!!

What?

Get in the Escalade, we're getting out of here.

 

It's a Friends quote you dork

 

He asks me to come online, so I do even though i'm in the middle of cramming revision, and all he does is bitch at me. Fucks sake

 

Tie one on but it won't free me,
Blow the bank on gin martini's,
Now I'm poor so she won't see me,
That's my problem!

 

I just saw the new Marilyn Manson video and I've gotta quote Ron Simmons here:

DAMN!

 

Fuck! I don't feel like sleeping ><

 

That won't be shown on TV.

 

Mmmm fooooood

 

There's a Bratz movie? My god they really do have to make movies out of everything.

 

I really do hate it when a good dream feels so damn real you can almost smell and feel it...and then you fucking wake up.

 

I've had those recently. Sucks so freakin' much.

 

It sucks more when you think you've just killed your worst enemy and had sex with one of the hottest girls your mind has ever conjured up though.

I still can't actualy come to terms with how real it felt though...I can remember being there and doing everything as if it were a normal part of my life.

Hang on, maybe I need to call up Liam's parents and see if he's alive.

 

I feel like crap.