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  1. Dean

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    It's Daniel Baldwin... one of Alec Baldwin's brothers. :p
     
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  2. Jesse

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    Was that trailer a joke? Please tell me it's a joke.
     
  3. Dean

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    If I did I think I'd be lying.
     
  4. Jesse

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    Twasn't a joke. I am sad.
     
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    http://soundcloud.com/silence-your-critics

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    SPAM!!


    !!MAPS



    I never noticed "spam" was "maps" backwards :/



    EDIT:

    I just found my entry from the last Lyrics Comp when we had random topics to write about XD Good times lmfao


    If You Thought The Matrix Had A Confusing Plot Line, You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet

    Now this is a story all about how,
    The LPA got turned upside down,
    On a warm day in May the controversy began,
    When the married smilies started gettin' it on,
    It all caved in when :Wub: loved :Wave:,
    But :Wave: had feelings for a :Sorcerer:, 'Dave',
    Dave loved all from : Pope: to the :Clover:,
    But there's only one person that : Pope: would bend over,
    Unluckily for him :Mike: got along with :Chicken:,
    So : Pope: decided to settle for :Whistlin':,
    :Whistlin': blew for her toy boy :Sad:,
    Who lost :Innocent: to the heart-throb :Brad:,
    Now : Paperbag: lost confidence after :Bounce:,
    Decided to bounce all around the crowd,
    : Phone: had sex via intercom with :Hypo:,
    Who, at the time, was in bed with :Joe:,
    :Chester: was pimp and gave :Flowers: to the :King:,
    Which made :Mad: madder than he ever had been,
    Luckily his wife : Peace: decided not to leave him,
    Even after :Flowers: had left him feeling,
    :Geek:, who was meek and sweet,
    'Til :Mad: had let curiousity peak,
    :Censored:, was the first on the scene,
    And promised :Mad: to blur out everything,
    If :Mad:, could get him closer to :Kiss:,
    Who he thought wasn't right for :Sick:,
    'Cause :Sick: was a cheat, wasn't meek and sweet,
    Had it in for this generic chick called :Eek:,
    Who was having threesomes with the :Hug: group,
    But these threes turned fours with :Thumbsup:,
    And :Withstupid: the four turned into five,
    Weird sex scenes including signs,
    :Alien: had a thing with :Mellow:,
    But ended up more grey than yellow,
    :Surrender: gave herself up, to : Pirate:,
    Who raided her treasure chest and left her looser than a sweater-vest,
    :Blush: almost had :Sleeping: when she woke up,
    Then embarrassment struck and there was no good stuff,
    This meant :Sleeping: went back to :Sleep:,
    Who always produced in the evening,
    : PCWhack:, did just that,
    Over the thought of :Lol: snorting crack of his back,
    But no one was into stranger things than :Excl:,
    Who pleased :Kicking: with love utensils,
    :Excl: made : Disgust: show her name,
    By making her watch his strange sex games,
    While :Cloud: also watched and played with his sword,
    In the same room were :Shifty: and :Unsure:,
    :Offtopic: went down to a porn store,
    Where : Devil: and :Bookread: met back in '04,
    :Rolleyes: started up a swingers club,
    And a load of punctuation faces turned up,
    Roll on :Roll: and :Blink:,
    Who were lesbians, but still liked :King:,
    But his story has been laid out,
    So step up :Santa: for the next bout,
    He had an affair with :Zorro:,
    :Closedeye: and : Pheonix: though that ended in sorrow,
    Due to : Pheonix:'s love for :Wacko:,
    And their unhealthy obsession for sex and tobacco,
    :Angry: would get with anyone he could hit,
    To release the emotional pain of his... zit,
    :Teehee: flipped on :Cry: after a couple of beers,
    Though it was :Nuke: that helped :Hmm: get filled with : Ph34r:,
    :Teehee: had believed :Ermm: at the pub,
    But he'd been lying so they'd break up,
    'Cause :Ermm: loved :Cry: so damn much,
    Though he made :Cool:'s day when used his touch,
    :Shutup: and ( w00t) completed the groups,
    And so that left :Rob:, :Confused:.

    Now :Ninja:, was the jealous type,
    And took his revenge with the greatest of spite,
    Started out by chin checkin' :Mike:,
    Removed :Sick:'s arms with complete delight,
    Then :Wave:, not one to start a fight,
    Hit :Ninja: and found out what his heart looked like,
    Next :Ninja: hit up the swingers club,
    And clubbed the punctuation into the mud,
    : Geek: got scared when he heard the news,
    So he ended his life hanging down from a noose,
    When :Ninja: found :Excl: he choked out his air,
    But :Excl: kinda liked it and so didn't care,
    Next :Flowers: lost her petals and :King: was decrowned,
    :Cloud:'s sword got snapped with a "Who's tough now!?"
    Shuriken's were thrown, more lives were lost,
    Until life on the LPA just stopped,
    Body parts littered the forum floor,
    The Association wasn't safe anymore,
    So the members left, leaving :Ninja: alone,
    He looked out as his kingdom, as he sat on :King:'s throne.
     
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  6. Derek

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    They don't love you like I love you wait...they don't love you like I love you wait...SPAAAM, SPAAAM....wait....
     
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    Hahahha!! Winner xD
     
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    oh yeah
     
  9. Gloomy Mushroom

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    Worst Xmas ever. I officially hate him and his parents.
     
  10. Agent

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    [video=youtube;RMB10wwmWrU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMB10wwmWrU&feature=player_embedded[/video]

    No fucking way. :rofl:
     
  11. LinkinParkMaria

    LinkinParkMaria Damn....... I did that?!

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    Question: LP Meet & Greet are before or after the concert? Please answer!!
     
  12. OkamiSensei

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    I believe M&Gs are before concerts.
     
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    You're the only one that's Ree-sane! :FUUUUUU:
     
  14. Kæton

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    My Mac crashed opening the trash can... Wow. I can't wait for my replacement RAM to get here. I can't stand using this damn Macbook. I don't get all the fuss. :FUUUUUU:
     
  15. Dean

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    There should be another one of these.
     
  16. Dedicated

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    There should be indeed! :D

    Merry Christmas everyone :) x
     
  17. Jeff

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    Haha, way to merge the Bed Intruder song with Carol of the Bells :lgh:
     
  18. Gloomy Mushroom

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    Windows > Macs
     
  19. Theazninvasion68

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    Macs...

    I don't get all the fuss.

    :FUUUUUU:
     
  20. MKH

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    Lmao, in what :censored: universe?
     
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