RANDOM THOUGHTS 25

Well today was educational! Don't shake your kids and don't show them your porn.

 

But feel free to hit them with phone books and socks with bars of soap in them!

 

The internet has decided to scar me even more...
I googled "5½ inches into cm", and the first result was My Penis is 5.5 Inch ( 14 cm ) is that good for a woman ?

EDIT: I just googled "8.2 inches to cm". The first two results were also penis related.
FUCK SAKES, I'M JUST TRYING TO CONVERT THE MEASUREMENTS SO I CAN CUT THIS PAPER THE CORRECT SIZE!!!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT PENIS. I DON'T EVEN LIKE PENIS!!!

 

Ohhh man, I sleep everyday till 1PM.... The half day is over then

 

I'm at work now but so don't wanna be here!

 

Heh. Useful tool.

 

Just had a nasty nosebleed. Oh, my fuck, there was so much blood, it looked like a something out of a horror movie or game.

 

I don't know what to do right now. Shit is so fucked right now.

 

The person who thought up Total Tools for the company name deserves an award.
EDIT: It took a whole fucking week for twitter to unsuspend me.
That's the 3rd time I've been suspended, and I was not going to make a 4th twitter account. I'm running out of email addresses and usernames.
"Twitter automatically deletes spam accounts in bulk, and it seems your account accidentally got mixed up with the spam accounts. Sorry for any inconveniences."
Better be fucking sorry.

 

Socks Made of Potatoes' list of 20 mind blowing (proven) facts!
1: Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
2: Blind people can't see anything.
3: Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
4: Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
5: The average human body contains enough human bones to make up an entire human skeleton.
6: It hasn't snowed since 2003.
7: We will not see another repetitive date until 13/13/13.
8: Many shoes come in pairs.
9: There are many animals, such as dogs and beavers.
10: Many people lay down when sleeping.
11: Reindeer are the only animal with the ability to fly.
12: Socks are meant to be worn on your feet.
13: Pokemon actually exist somewhere in Japan.
14: Statistics show that people with the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
15: The sun does not give a fuck.
16: Unlike humans, dogs have four legs.
17: 'Sexting' means writing a text message using your penis.
18: You can drink water.
19: An apple a day does absolutely nothing.
20: The End of the World was rescheduled.

 

I just told my co worker to make sure I go through with coming out tomorrow. It's fucking scary.

 

You'll be fine

Happy new year everyone (for those who weren't in the shoutbox when I dropped by )

I think about my thesis and it's scary. Oh march please hurry up.

 

I <3 golden gaytimes.
EDIT: Oh how fucking awkward that was. I got to scar someone else for life for a change...
2ND EDIT: Hot summer night-Air conditioner=Pissed off Lee.

 

Nothing I say or do matters.