Rap Battle Thread

Discussion in 'Your Projects' started by Polychromatic, Nov 3, 2010.

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    Benjamin

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    That shit sucked man, what are ya on?
    My eyes be bleeding bitch, that rhyme put me down
    You're new to hip hop and welcome if your serious
    But not on the mic
    Leave that to the experienced

    :awesome:
     
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    SamohtCela

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    Hey Ben, step up bitch
    Nobody cares when you copy their shit
    You wanna try to put me down
    I'll fuck your ass up
    And when I bring you right down
    You better not look up
     
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    Benjamin

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    I'm not sure what to say now, ya owned me
    I respect your shit now, can we be homies?
    I owned Hawk but for you, I got no shit
    But don't worry all, I ain't ready to quit
     
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    Polychromatic

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    These rhymes are horrible they make me want to puke/
    You can't win a battle if your win was a fluke/
    Claiming victory would be nice if your battle was won/
    But it never finished, well that's it my work here is done/
     
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    Minus

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    Yeah um, I will be posting an actual audio verse addressing all you hoe-ass wankstas tomorrow. Be warned.
     
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    Benjamin

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    Here I go imma begin this rap
    yall gotta sit here and listen to this crap
    I can't rhyme cuz I got no skill
    I'm sure Minus's rap will have more thrill
     
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    Polychromatic

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    Minus i've been waiting for you.
     
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    I enter the battle, step to the tone
    I have you screaming "Please, leave me alone"
    The defeat crimson, you're all over the floor
    Make another sound and I'll just give you some more
    I'm really not in the mood to play games
    A fame proclaimed, pained you too,
    chained your mind, put you in the zoo
    your motto's "the lotto of the damned"
    like processed meat, you're looking like country ham
    If you don't know the words I'm saying, it'll be hard to catchup
    can't connect any of the pieces, damn, it's time to fess up
    wanna Kill audio, recreate the waves?
    Subtract from the nothingness that you're heart displays?
    Been a solider for a while but now you'll be in the grave
    This is is a battle that you've lost, your personal end of days.
     
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    Colonel Sanders

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    you make me wanna la la la la la
    la la la la la la la
    ha ha
     
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    Polychromatic

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    Colonel S dot, you win this thread/
    Your rhymes spun helixes and wrapped through my head/
    Wait, just kidding this game is mine/
    You are a another forgotten contestant, better luck next time/
     
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    Colonel Sanders

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    bout time you step off
    that pedistool u put yourself on
    even with no one around
    how can battle against a guy
    who's done it for an audience oh my
    guess who's goin' down
    hah ha you know
    yea you joe shmo
    come at me bro
    lets dance
    no u can't move your feet worth shit
    please tell us the name generator
    yea the one you got your name from
    man your lack a game makes me sick
    what kinda rap name is polychromatic?
    polychromatic
    polychromatic
    you know i just send the love
    this shit be easy as pie
    betcha moms cry when a pull out the doves
    along with the cloves
    just goes to show
    you were raised by a hoe/ oh no
    ha i aint disrespectin
    man all this sweet shit talk
    is just what we expected
    lemmme explain it how to rap man
    so even someone like you can understand
    so take a word and riff on it
    take another word then spin on it
    oh but please/ please
    save your breath/ this fun stuff
    aint really worth shit
    especiialy next to a contestant
    like plychromatic
    u aint got none of this
    just hit me back on purpose
    tell me about streaming
    of your consciousness
    man oh please
    save yourself before the mess
    just pass the test
    i dont be hatin but im just sayin
    watch me go up top
    hey you; yea you
    here;s a ribbon
    thanks for participatin!
     
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    What the fuck is that shit Sanders?
    You know what can writes better than you? God Damn Pandas.
    They don't even know our native language,
    So get the hell back in the kitchen and make me another sandwich.
    This isn't your forum to be messing in,
    Oh by the way you got a little :seaman: on your chin.

    LMFAO. That was fail.
     
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    Colonel Sanders

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    All hail the almighty
    alrighty then
    you tottaly bombed on that one
    then again I just pressed backspace
    to retrace some steps
    haha thats not like me
    true; more like you
    haha but then again
    we're all imperfect and
    we're all human man
    this is honest art
    straight from the heart
    the best part is...
    acchhooo
    ahh sorry im just allergic to bullshit
    bad jokes is just a big pet peeve
    please oh baby please
    don't walk around with that seamen on your sleeve
    nor the heart, cuz you know the best part
    of this rap battle is comin
    right up after you mop the deck
    right after I cash the cheques
    nah man u make great shit/ no disrespect
    just had to scroll up to see your garbage
    again ill say its the process not the end
    now I got plenty of shit to say
    man I could go on all night
    but I won't cuz after your done
    you;ll be outta mind
    outta sight byeaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    Here we've got colonal de sanders
    And his pack of wild mouthed pandas
    I don't take shit served with salt and pepper
    Gotta reserve that for the poor assed leppers.
     
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    Colonel Sanders

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    wtf was that?
    call me when you get ur brain back
    ahh hellll no i just didn't
    time to dismantle yall prick by prick
    roger that
    time to focus back
    on a brand new attack
    bet yall spendin way too long
    to come up with this shit
    just let it flow out
    you'll still be fallin down in a lil bit
    aint no body betta than me
    you will start to see
    how things are gonna be
    come aboard and we can party
    yea baby its what comes before part b
    got ma bling bling flyin all around
    i hope you bounce back when you fall to the ground
    haa no seriously time for me to end this rappin
    seriously, no, time for you to go back to the kitchen
    pleeeease brappp brapp
    when I say beiber my you say balls
    beiber my
     
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    Minus

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    Nobody took my challenge to actually record a verse. Oh well. Massive insult of Colonel Sanders and the rest of you weaklings later.
     
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    I shall take your challenge!!! You have balls/skill/flow!
     
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    I wasn't being completely serious on it, but it was fun to do. Especially attempting to sound as stereotypically white as possible. Like I said, I'll be posting a new one tomorrow, probably.
     
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    Rocky

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    lol I could tell you weren't being serious, and it was pretty damn funny!

    edit: I won't be serious either

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/828707185c6f4419/

    here it is. on a really cheap mic. trying to channel a mix of B.O.B. and Nicki Minaj and stupidity lol
     
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