Rap RE:volution [Part I]

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    elie

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    THIS TOPIC IS NOT FOR COMMENTING, ONLY FOR POSTERS

    Of course, by now we've all realized that no one can truly "free-style" on the web without a microphone, let alone do anything on a forums. But, we can always "rap". So here it is, this thread will be home to the sickest, quickest raps. What we'll do is, i'll start off the thread with a rap, and the next person can pick it up. The person can either diss the previous person, or start a new rap. When your dissing DO NOT be racist, sexual, etc. Also, beware, certain obscenities may leave you banned or warned from moderators, so try to keep it as clean as possible.

    Edit: BTW, when this hits exactly 10 pages, we'll call it quits, and create a poll to see who was the best RAPPER/EMCEE. Then we'll create a Part II

    Here we go, i'll start it off.





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    Where's the fun?
    When Elie starts to ryhme he likes to show it to everyone.
    People say that i'm cocky, and that may be the case
    But excuse me for recognizing this God-given lyrical grace.

    Just to let everyone know, this thread is a battle of flows.
    Come in here with whack rythmic prose, i'll hand you a free bloody nose.
    Want to break copyrights and copy other people's lines?
    Mike Shinoda put it best "you're whack if you can't write your ryhmes"

    And when ugly rappers fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and stand up and look at me // Expecting an answer from a quick witted EMCEE // I say you were born this way, I guess your ryhming wasn't meant to be.
     
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    Cal

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    but when it ends people can say what they like
    my lyrical stylings are high as a kite
    u cant measure my standards or equal my game
    eminem can rap, but he just aint the same

    i am the best there is and thats the fact
    you can rape my rhymes but the beat stays intact
    im gonna write the ill'st rhymes to show how its done
    this lyrics at an end but its only just begun


    im not very good at rap but theres my shot :blush:
     
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    elie

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    Stick N' Move, you need to learn to Stick N' Groove
    You didn't have to emberass yourself, but the thread let you choose
    Now your at the mercy of my quick mouth
    Literally, I can type it all out // Leave your weak ryhmes twisted and pointing south

    Your ryhmes? They didn't even make sense.
    In the words of critics everywhere, they ain't worth 50 Cents!
    I seen raps like yours on MTV
    They made a special just for you, "Wanna-Be Emcee"

    Edit: Just so you know, i'm not really mean. It's just part of the rap. Enjoy :whistle:
     
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    Jamie

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    Elie
    Can't you see
    You fell right out of the ugly tree
    Your bloody face came free
    I'm the hottest new EMCEE
    Busting you free
    I can see you now
    All big and tough and the pow
    You hit the floor in one shot
    You thought you were hot
    Now guess what?
    Your not
     
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    elie

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    Hey .Broken Fist, you must of broke your wrist
    While spitting your stale ryhmes into the mist
    But just so you get the gist
    This battle is for rappers, not for "Emcee's With a Lisp"

    So you better get going
    Cause from the looks of it, you'll mind will never be flowing
    Your ryhmes look like they're lyrically growing
    But metaphorically, you're making a lyrical campfire while it's snowing
     
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    Your no good at it
    Your rap just blew it
    Messed up from head to toe
    Loosing your rep everywhere you go
    But no
    What's that I can see?
    Stopped your rhyme pattern to look at me






    :mellow: That sucked :mellow:
     
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    elie

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    This is dedicated to the kids, are you kiddin' ?
    I don't even need to look at you to be able to laugh at the ryhme's you be spittin'

    Children and wanna-be emcee's, come, make a little circle.
    Look at this girl, trying to step up to me in a whirl
    Makes me wanna hurl
    Lyrically stomping on you and making you take a back seat to the world
     
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    Jawknee

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    Hey e-lie, or should I just call you lie.
    Cuz that's all you do every time you spit rhymes.
    Stick to just plain spitting, but please not in my eyes.
    Stick to just plain spitting, just like a camel...now watch me ride...you,
    Weak Rhymes Inc. is about to have you sued.
    You couldn't be the sh!t if you changed your name to "Poo."
    I'm cutting this short because I can whoop your ass like Lucy Lui.
    But "thank you come again," like my name was Apu.

    :p
     
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    Cal

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    Elie what kind of name is elie?
    dammit dude you sound like nelly
    ive seen better raps pour out from my belly
    you need to learn how to rap
    you rap like a 5th grade sap
    it just isnt funny anymore
    hand ur head in shame
    u cant play in this game
    u have forsaken its name
     
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    Stick N' Move, you could learn a little from Jawknee
    But to Jawknee, here's a hotkey, it's called "Don't try to stop me"
    I own this, if I was getting paid I'd get a bonus
    I'm like Nelly? Kid check your ryhmes, you're like jelly

    Don't bag on the one with better ryhmes than yourself
    Put your 3rd grade ryhme books back on your shelf
    Emcee Elie don't take a back seat to lyrical elves like yourselves
     
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    Cal

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    u gotta get credit for that one

    elie im sick of your ####
    look at ur raps, im laughing in a fit
    they about as cheesy as they can get
    ive seen better rhymes spin out from bobba fett
     
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    u gotta get credit for that one

    elie im sick of your ####
    look at ur raps, im laughing in a fit
    they about as cheesy as they can get
    ive seen better rhymes spin out from bobba fett [/b][/quote]
    Please, Stick N' Move, save yourself and quit ryhming now
    The last time you "saw good ryhmes" was when vegetarians ate cow
    Props? I wouldn't boost my ego if I was you
    But guess what? I'm not Stick N' Move, I'm Frick N' Coo
     
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    Jawknee

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    Stick, put the book back so Elie can check it out once more.
    Elie, your rhymes are played out as is Nintendo 64.
    Calling yourself an M.C.?
    You're more like Making Crap, E.
    You're trying too hard, but go ahead and keep tryin'
    You smell that? It's the last of your brain cells fryin'.
    Here's a bonus: being cocky is not what it's all about.
    I can't tell the difference between your #ss and your mouth.
    Everything coming out of there is just sh!t,
    Of that Amateur Soda, you've been having too many sips.
     
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    Cal

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    elie is in a daze, lost and confused
    if u wanna see more of this young N's style
    check in the library, check under used

    his rhymes and his beats are a living disgrace
    he talks a bunch of crap and it lands on your face
    you go to wipe it of with some toilet tissues
    i phone jerry springer man, u got some issues
     
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    I'm sincerely the man, i'll save yourself the trouble and kick your can
    You're probably making these lyrics while bobbing your head to "The Way I Am"
    Well Dear Stan, Jawknee is writing poorer ryhmes again
    Tell Eminem's lawyers she's copying them

    Wow? I'm envisioning your poor self trying to lament
    I would if I had to suffer Elie's lyrical punishment
    Honestly Jawknee, when you came to ryhme with me, did you expect to win?
    The answer is, will "Gorrilla's in the Mist" ever air again?
     
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    Jawknee

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    Stick N' Move,
    Let me break it down for you:

    Stick to keeping in touch with Jerry Springer.
    N' Move far away from the mic, you'd make a better backup singer.

    Elie, your humor is dryer than your panties in a bunch in the desert dunes.
    Please, I'll eat your rhymes with a spoon and spick them back at you.
    Notice I didn't mention Eminem, it was you.
    I guess we all know who's a role model for you.
    And for a minute, I thought you looked up to only you;
    You self-centered girl; the more you make attempts, the more I pity you.
     
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    Stick N' Move, don't move
    Someone in the distance is lookin' at you
    It must be the rap police
    Shining cuffs in your face, it's hard to believe

    Please leave this battle
    You're a disgrace to the entire rapping channel
    Here's a raft, a horse and a saddle
    Kid, you're going up the creek without a paddle...
     
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    Cal

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    jawknee u changed ur name cuz of a bad reputation
    u were called neo, on the run from the nation
    do u listen to christina?
    ditch your pop routes and act like your meana
    i can tell you were a pick on child
    cuz all of your rhymes
    theyre cold and mild
     
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    Jawknee, how do you ryhme four lines with "you"?
    You could've used spew, poo or the Spanish word: "Tu"
    Get out of my face, and watch your shoe lace
    While you tie it I'll kneel down to ryhme in your face

    And the more you ryhme the more I lose taste in music
    There's always room for bad rappers, but you just abuse it
    When you try to ryhme well, you just lose it
    It sounds like your trying to ryhme to acoustic...

    (Honsetly...it's pretty much over ;) )
     
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    Sit back
    I'll go into full frontal attack
    Think your rhymes are whack
    But your running slack
    Keep it up and you'll end up down
    Everywhere you walk you'll be wearin' a frown
    I ain't scared of you beatin' me
    If that'll happen?
    Let's wait 'n' see
     
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