Reminder: Linkin Park on Saturday Night Live Tonight!

Ben didn't recognize my change

 

That's because we posted at the same time. I added it.

When I go to lunch feat. Dumbledore, Green Ranger, Derek the infamous, and Nemo

Yeah, I am not a pattern to be followed
The Big Mac that I'm eatin' Is a tough one to swallow
I'm not a president, not a Rhodes scholar,
I'm just an employee working at Mcdonalds,
I am NOT, the healthy or the fit nor the same person tellin you that protein is shit.
I came on a sesame like a beef on a patty and I found out that the burger grease isn't as fattening as it seems.
And it seems ugly, and it can get worse, cause even a Whopper is a treat but it hurts
Cause once you got a feeling of how that shit works
Everybody wants the next crap to hurt just like the first.
And I'm not a model
I'm not an athlete
I will not resist e.coli, even if my shit's nasty
Opposite of sexy, far from anorexic
yall ought to stop dieting
START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

And all the people say...
Ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaa
Ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaa
I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

The King said "Wanna add some Canadian bacon?"
Mac said "Super size your daily luncheon!"
Jack said "Dollar tacos, go ahead eat more than one!"
Wendy said "This Frostie weigh a mothafuckin ton!"
And I'm just a burger with some meat and some veggies,
Rockin every chain and every drive-thru that they bought me,
I'm awfully high in calories, but came here to correct it,
And so I aint misrepresented, I'm gonna state it for the record,
I am the opposite of lean, opposite of clean, synonym of beef, broiled in the heat, closest to a meat, far from a sub

yall ought to stop dieting
START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

And all the people say
Ba ba ba da baaaaaaaaa
I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

Oh, when I go to lunch.....go to lunch, I'll get MOREEEEEEEEEE

And all the people say
Ba da da da daaaaaaaaa
I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

 

Hmm, Canadian doesn't seem to fit the flow, I'm changing it to "more bacon"


Yeah, I am not a pattern to be followed
The Big Mac that I'm eatin' Is a tough one to swallow
I'm not a president, not a Rhodes scholar,
I'm just an employee working at Mcdonalds,
I am NOT, the healthy or the fit nor the same person tellin you that protein is shit.
I came on a sesame like a beef on a patty and I found out that the burger grease isn't as fattening as it seems.
And it seems ugly, and it can get worse, cause even a Whopper is a treat but it hurts
Cause once you got a feeling of how that shit works
Everybody wants the next crap to hurt just like the first.
And I'm not a model
I'm not an athlete
I will not resist e.coli, even if my shit's nasty
Opposite of sexy, far from anorexic
yall ought to stop dieting
START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

Ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaa
Ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaa
I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

The King said "Wanna add some more bacon?"
Mac said "Super size your daily luncheon!"
Jack said "Dollar tacos, go ahead eat more than one!"
Wendy said "This Frostie weigh a mothafuckin ton!"
And I'm just a burger with some meat and some veggies,
Rockin every chain and every drive-thru that they bought me,
I'm awfully high in calories, but came here to correct it,
And so I aint misrepresented, I'm gonna state it for the record,
I am the opposite of lean, opposite of clean, synonym of beef, broiled in the heat, closest to a meat, far from a sub

yall ought to stop dieting
START TRYIN THE KETCHUP, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR

And all the people say
Ba ba ba da baaaaaaaaa
I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

Oh, when I go to lunch.....go to lunch, I'll get MOREEEEEEEEEE

And all the people say
Ba da da da daaaaaaaaa
I ammmm loooovvvvinnnnn it (Try the ketchup motherf*cker!)

 

When I go to lunch feat. Dumbledore, Green Ranger, Derek the infamous, and Nemo

 

Shit like this makes us the best site, ever

 

I was thinking the same thing . This is what cool people do on Saturday Nights

 

And also the most humble LOL

Just kidding this is the best site ever PERIOD

 

This has been the greatest thing ever. I love this site. You never know what will happen here.

 

Did you watch this promo video?

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-promo-dana-carvey-and-linkin-park/1284347/


LOL

 

Note everyone speaks but Brad.

 

He doesn't seem very amused

 

Only Brad Delson can do that cause he's THE Brad Delson. Dumbledore should make Brad's face a smilie

And Chester's odd party accent FTW!

 

His facial expressions dont change once!

 

lol so true

 

This is gonna make the next emote, I'll bet.

 

O hai NBC, it's me, Nemo, GET BIEBER OFF OF MY SCREEN!

 

Solid performance to start off!