I heard this one from a friend: (It even rhymes ) If a man carried my burden, he would break his back. I am not rich, but leave silver in my track. What am I?
When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she? ....... sorry to say but you ruined my weekend..MATH AND WEEKENDS DONT MIX <at all, not one bit, never will never have.