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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners, Chubakka is more
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners, Chubakka is more the handsome type
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners, Chubakka is more the handsome type that wear
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners, Chubakka is more the handsome type that wears latex. His butthole
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners, Chubakka is more the handsome type that wears latex. His butthole is defended by three hot virgins
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb up through the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kitten was actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them... almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners, Chubakka is more the handsome type that wears latex. His butthole is defended by three hot virgins, but the kitten
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now electedPresident. Michele found out that the kittenwas actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when therewas a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them...almost, but then the inhabitants of the citycame and overran the group of killers. Thekitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant calledChubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners, Chubakka is more thehandsome type that wears latex. Hisbutthole is defended by three hot virgins, but the kitten scared them away. Then the kitten
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kittenwas actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them...almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners, Chubakka is more the handsome type that wears latex. His butthole is defended by three hot virgins, but the kitten scared them away. Then the kitten, entering the butthole,
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kittenwas actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them...almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners, Chubakka is more the handsome type that wears latex. His butthole is defended by three hot virgins, but the kitten scared them away. Then the kitten, entering the butthole, made his way
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kittenwas actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them...almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners, Chubakka is more the handsome type that wears latex. His butthole is defended by three hot virgins, but the kitten scared them away. Then the kitten, entering the butthole, made his way through the holy halls of Chubakka's
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kittenwas actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them...almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners, Chubakka is more the handsome type that wears latex. His butthole is defended by three hot virgins, but the kitten scared them away. Then the kitten, entering the butthole, made his way through the holy halls of Chubakka's fecal bacteria, admiring
     
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    In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kittenwas actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them...almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners, Chubakka is more the handsome type that wears latex. His butthole is defended by three hot virgins, but the kitten scared them away. Then the kitten, entering the butthole, made his way through the holy halls of Chubakka's fecal bacteria, admiring all the nice
     
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    New In a land of frozen beer and cat piss, Darth Vader wanted to climb the dangerous lava mountain and take a rest in the cavern of Filip's gigantic fucking vagina. Meanwhile Filip was on his first date with a girl who liked his huge hairy and bulbous goiter. But not only did they have too much of whiskey and beer, that also had an influence on the new German drunkard named Michele. He and his clumsy friends from the LPA tried to summon a ghost of Brad the guitar God. Finally they did find the secret to summon him. Once he appeared, the first song he played was Dave Sbeat. It made Michele furious that it was not Stairway to Heaven sung by Gibs and Chris. That's why he decided to commit a horrible crime: he bought a box full of Death Grips albums to burn them. Back in Filip's DEATH GRIPS SUCKS vagina, Darth Vader came up with the final word necessary to climb upthrough the lava: the word "diarrhea". As soon as he sharted, time began to blur as he found out that at the top of the mountain there was a cute little kitten now elected President. Michele found out that the kittenwas actually called "Isidoro Del Rosario" and was a descendant from the holy people of vulcano island. There was a time when there was a crisis in Vulcano City. There they were invaded by a group, which killed them...almost, but then the inhabitants of the city came and overran the group of killers. The kitten was the first of all animals to discover the secret butthole of the hairy giant called Chubakka, the first-born brother of Brian Gibson. Whereas Brian is more an elitist to most Metal listeners, Chubakka is more the handsome type that wears latex. His butthole is defended by three hot virgins, but the kitten scared them away. Then the kitten, entering the butthole, made his way through the holy halls of Chubakka's fecal bacteria, admiring all the nice and good tasting
     
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