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  1. lime treacle

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    A new planet was created. On the dark sideofthe intergalactic federation, Luke Skywalker sat in his big black armchair and thought about the last people of the Earth. One of the three members of the best band ever called "The Rolling Stones" thought Earth was flat. The reasoning behind this theory was that one of the other members used to swim in the sea until he reached a lonely island. On this island a group of rare monkeys came all over him, took him and strangled him with bananas. Then they buried his corpse under a lot of dead babies. Suddenly the corpse started to stand up and attacked his own dick, which then began to grow a huge gigantic flower, which one was that again? Sunflower! With the power of his dick, the flower grew even bigger until it emerged from the one and only pile of
     
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    A new planet was created. On the dark sideofthe intergalactic federation, Luke Skywalker sat in his big black armchair and thought about the last people of the Earth. One of the three members of the best band ever called "The Rolling Stones" thought Earth was flat. The reasoning behind this theory was that one of the other members used to swim in the sea until he reached a lonely island. On this island a group of rare monkeys came all over him, took him and strangled him with bananas. Then they buried his corpse under a lot of dead babies. Suddenly the corpse started to stand up and attacked his own dick, which then began to grow a huge gigantic flower, which one was that again? Sunflower! With the power of his dick, the flower grew even bigger until it emerged from the one and only pile of dead babies, which
     
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    A new planet was created. On the dark sideofthe intergalactic federation, Luke Skywalker sat in his big black armchair and thought about the last people of the Earth. One of the three members of the best band ever called "The Rolling Stones" thought Earth was flat. The reasoning behind this theory was that one of the other members used to swim in the sea until he reached a lonely island. On this island a group of rare monkeys came all over him, took him and strangled him with bananas. Then they buried his corpse under a lot of dead babies. Suddenly the corpse started to stand up and attacked his own dick, which then began to grow a huge gigantic flower, which one was that again? Sunflower! With the power of his dick, the flower grew even bigger until it emerged from the one and only pile of dead babies, which became one of
     
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    A new planet was created. On the dark sideofthe intergalactic federation, Luke Skywalker sat in his big black armchair and thought about the last people of the Earth. One of the three members of the best band ever called "The Rolling Stones" thought Earth was flat. The reasoning behind this theory was that one of the other members used to swim in the sea until he reached a lonely island. On this island a group of rare monkeys came all over him, took him and strangled him with bananas. Then they buried his corpse under a lot of dead babies. Suddenly the corpse started to stand up and attacked his own dick, which then began to grow a huge gigantic flower, which one was that again? Sunflower! With the power of his dick, the flower grew even bigger until it emerged from the one and only pile of dead babies, which became one of the most disgusting
     
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    A new planet was created. On the dark sideofthe intergalactic federation, Luke Skywalker sat in his big black armchair and thought about the last people of the Earth. One of the three members of the best band ever called "The Rolling Stones" thought Earth was flat. The reasoning behind this theory was that one of the other members used to swim in the sea until he reached a lonely island. On this island a group of rare monkeys came all over him, took him and strangled him with bananas. Then they buried his corpse under a lot of dead babies. Suddenly the corpse started to stand up and attacked his own dick, which then began to grow a huge gigantic flower, which one was that again? Sunflower! With the power of his dick, the flower grew even bigger until it emerged from the one and only pile of dead babies, which became one of the most disgusting artifacts found in
     
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    A new planet was created. On the dark sideofthe intergalactic federation, Luke Skywalker sat in his big black armchair and thought about the last people of the Earth. One of the three members of the best band ever called "The Rolling Stones" thought Earth was flat. The reasoning behind this theory was that one of the other members used to swim in the sea until he reached a lonely island. On this island a group of rare monkeys came all over him, took him and strangled him with bananas. Then they buried his corpse under a lot of dead babies. Suddenly the corpse started to stand up and attacked his own dick, which then began to grow a huge gigantic flower, which one was that again? Sunflower! With the power of his dick, the flower grew even bigger until it emerged from the one and only pile of dead babies, which became one of the most disgusting artifacts found in the whole new
     
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    A new planet was created. On the dark side of the intergalactic federation, Luke Skywalker sat in his big black armchair and thought about the last people of the Earth. One of the three members of the best band ever called "The Rolling Stones" thought Earth was flat. The reasoning behind this theory was that one of the other members used to swim in the sea until he reached a lonely island. On this island a group of rare monkeys came all over him, took him and strangled him with bananas. Then they buried his corpse under a lot of dead babies. Suddenly the corpse started to stand up and attacked his own dick, which then began to grow a huge gigantic flower, which one was that again? Sunflower! With the power of his dick, the flower grew even bigger until it emerged from the one and only pile of dead babies, which became one of the most disgusting artifacts found in the whole new planet. It made
     
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    A new planet was created. On the dark side of the intergalactic federation, Luke Skywalker sat in his big black armchair and thought about the last people of the Earth. One of the three members of the best band ever called "The Rolling Stones" thought Earth was flat. The reasoning behind this theory was that one of the other members used to swim in the sea until he reached a lonely island. On this island a group of rare monkeys came all over him, took him and strangled him with bananas. Then they buried his corpse under a lot of dead babies. Suddenly the corpse started to stand up and attacked his own dick, which then began to grow a huge gigantic flower, which one was that again? Sunflower! With the power of his dick, the flower grew even bigger until it emerged from the one and only pile of dead babies, which became one of the most disgusting artifacts found in the whole new planet. It made even the president
     
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    A new planet was created. On the dark side of the intergalactic federation, Luke Skywalker sat in his big black armchair and thought about the last people of the Earth. One of the three members of the best band ever called "The Rolling Stones" thought Earth was flat. The reasoning behind this theory was that one of the other members used to swim in the sea until he reached a lonely island. On this island a group of rare monkeys came all over him, took him and strangled him with bananas. Then they buried his corpse under a lot of dead babies. Suddenly the corpse started to stand up and attacked his own dick, which then began to grow a huge gigantic flower, which one was that again? Sunflower! With the power of his dick, the flower grew even bigger until it emerged from the one and only pile of dead babies, which became one of the most disgusting artifacts found in the whole new planet. It made even the president looking good. And it ended here.

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    What dead is may never die

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