Parody Call Me Maybe. Minus will most likely win this thread but whatever do it anyway because this song is stuck in all of our heads anyway. Hey, I just fucked you, And it was crazy Delete my number And keep the baby.
Hey, I just saw this And this is crazy A second tribute thread Here's my parody! But a disclaimer: Here's some context This was a response to Some newb who was dense. -------------------- I'd like to wish you well But you just cannot spell My opinion of you fell And now I'm like, "No way" You know I really do wish Meteora fans weren't like this But your word is dismissed I could rebuke you all day Your word's invalid, "more raps, fuck the ballads" The band has you feelin' abandoned Are you still denying change daily? Hey, I just met you And this is crazy Nu-metal's over So grow up maybe It's hard for you, right? Little baby Expand your worldview And you'll learn, maybe Nu-metal is all dead I know it's crazy Your wish for "old skool" Is quite vocal lately You ask for substance Which is crazy 'cause you like Meteora Hypocrite, maybe? You're fine with HT 2 You only want metal that's nu Change is hard for you But still you complain all day You say you personally relate To LP songs from that date That's because the lyrics were vague But still you feel that way Boring powerchords, bland lyrics, structure's boring Corporate success story You still think Meteora's crazy? Hey, I just met you And this is crazy You say you want change But want HT3 It's hard for you, right? Little baby This experimental Phase of LP You want the vagueness Lyrics are lazy I heal feel real now THOSE LYRICS ARE CRAZY You think MTM is bland And corporate playing But it was a new sound for THEM That's all I'm saying When they were rap/rock You were so glad You were so glad You were so so so glad Now they want to explore And you are so mad You are so mad You are so so so mad "it didn't matterwut they put out" But you're still complaining So what's that about? "they seem to be more concerned about what will sell as opposed to what's different" WHAT THE HELL?! Changing doesn't sell Just believe me Just look at Gold Cobra AND YOU WANT HT3 You say you want cutting edge But say ATS is so bad You say it's so bad You say it's so so so bad Your arguments are shite They are so bad And you should know that So grow up maybe
Hey I just met you And this is crazy What the hell are you doing Right here in my house I don't even know you But now you are stealing My milk from the fridge And a computer mouse
Used this one in the shoutbox a couple nights ago: Hey, I just fucked you My memory's hazy But I have Syphilis So get checked, maybe?
Hey I just met you And this is crazy I just listened to the whole Hybrid Theory Brings back the old memories
Dear Baby Minus, I love you. [video=youtube;hX1YVzdnpEc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX1YVzdnpEc[/video]