THE CALL ME MAYBE THREAD (Inspired by Minus)

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    Amanda

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    Parody Call Me Maybe.

    Minus will most likely win this thread but whatever do it anyway because this song is stuck in all of our heads anyway.

    Hey, I just fucked you,
    And it was crazy
    Delete my number
    And keep the baby.
     
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    Minus

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    Hey, I just saw this
    And this is crazy
    A second tribute thread
    Here's my parody!

    But a disclaimer:
    Here's some context
    This was a response to
    Some newb who was dense.

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    I'd like to wish you well
    But you just cannot spell
    My opinion of you fell
    And now I'm like, "No way"

    You know I really do wish
    Meteora fans weren't like this
    But your word is dismissed
    I could rebuke you all day

    Your word's invalid, "more raps, fuck the ballads"
    The band has you feelin' abandoned
    Are you still denying change daily?

    Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    Nu-metal's over
    So grow up maybe

    It's hard for you, right?
    Little baby
    Expand your worldview
    And you'll learn, maybe

    Nu-metal is all dead
    I know it's crazy
    Your wish for "old skool"
    Is quite vocal lately

    You ask for substance
    Which is crazy
    'cause you like Meteora
    Hypocrite, maybe?

    You're fine with HT 2
    You only want metal that's nu
    Change is hard for you
    But still you complain all day

    You say you personally relate
    To LP songs from that date
    That's because the lyrics were vague
    But still you feel that way

    Boring powerchords, bland lyrics, structure's boring
    Corporate success story
    You still think Meteora's crazy?

    Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    You say you want change
    But want HT3

    It's hard for you, right?
    Little baby
    This experimental
    Phase of LP

    You want the vagueness
    Lyrics are lazy
    I heal feel real now
    THOSE LYRICS ARE CRAZY

    You think MTM is bland
    And corporate playing
    But it was a new sound for THEM
    That's all I'm saying

    When they were rap/rock
    You were so glad
    You were so glad
    You were so so so glad

    Now they want to explore
    And you are so mad
    You are so mad
    You are so so so mad

    "it didn't matterwut
    they put out"
    But you're still complaining
    So what's that about?

    "they seem to be more concerned
    about what will sell
    as opposed to what's different"
    WHAT THE HELL?!

    Changing doesn't sell
    Just believe me
    Just look at Gold Cobra
    AND YOU WANT HT3

    You say you want cutting edge
    But say ATS is so bad
    You say it's so bad
    You say it's so so so bad

    Your arguments are shite
    They are so bad
    And you should know that

    So grow up maybe
     
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    Amanda

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    Hey I eat cat poo
    I think it's tasty
    But I'll still lick you
    Because you love me

    --the dog
     
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    KaitoKid

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    Hey I just met you,
    And this is crazy
    I just tried this
    I thought this was easy
     
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    lepetitpote

    lepetitpote my presence is a present kiss my ass

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    Hey I just met you
    And this is crazy
    So forget the condom
    Let's make a baby
     
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    Gloomy Mushroom

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    Hey I just met you
    And this is crazy
    But I don't wipe my ass
    Because I am lazy
     
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    Blackened

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    Hey, i just met you
    And i will now die
    You know who you are
    Now i'll kill a fly.
     
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    T-Issa

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    Hey I just met you
    And this is crazy
    What the hell are you doing
    Right here in my house

    I don't even know you
    But now you are stealing
    My milk from the fridge
    And a computer mouse
     
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    KaitoKid

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    Hey I just met you
    And I'm so hungry
    But it's too early
    And I'm going to the pantry.
     
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    Lee

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    Hey I just met you
    And this is crazy
    But I hate this song
    Keep it here maybe?
     
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    Nish

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    Used this one in the shoutbox a couple nights ago:

    Hey, I just fucked you
    My memory's hazy
    But I have Syphilis
    So get checked, maybe?
     
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    Delicious Dave

    Delicious Dave I'm gonna drive you into your own anus.

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    Teach me your ways Minus....
     
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    Delicious Dave

    Delicious Dave I'm gonna drive you into your own anus.

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    Hey I just met you
    And this is crazy
    Get off your ass
    Your fucking lazy
     
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    Decay

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    Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    LP's using electronics now
    So forget the guitars maybe?
     
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    KaitoKid

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    Hey I just met you
    And this is crazy
    I just listened to the whole Hybrid Theory
    Brings back the old memories
     
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    Jordan

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    Hey I just met you
    And this is crazy
    But I'm your cousin
    Let's make out, I'm Maeby
     
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    Minus

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    Rhyming fail.

    Syllable fail.
     
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    Hey I don't know you
    and this is crazy
    I gave you roofies
    now you have rabies
     
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    @LP2K12

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    Dear Baby Minus,

    I love you.

    [video=youtube;hX1YVzdnpEc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX1YVzdnpEc[/video]
     
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    Jesse

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    Hey I just met you,
    This thread is crazy
    Repeating Minus?
    That's just lazy.
     

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