The Jeopardy Game.

The rules are simple. First person posts an answer. The next person posts a question that matches the first answer, along with the next answer for the next player. So as an example:

Person 1
No because I didn't go to work today.

Person 2
Have you jacked off today?

No, I'm allergic to cats.

Person 3
Did you eat Mr. Snuffles?!

Sixteen. It was a bad week.
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And with that, I'll start off the game:

Yes. It went well with a side of cheddar.

 

Did you toss my salad?

Getting sick from looking at this.

 

Did you get the vid of me and your mum?

No. It was all a farce.

 

Did you really lose your virginity the other night?

Caterpillars.

 

What's your favorite porn title?

I got it stuck in the hole.

 

So, why did they have to amputate it again?

Room 405

 

Where did she get decapitated at?

Man, that was delicious.

 

What room is your mom in?

I killed them all, regrettably.

 

Didn't you have pets yesterday?

1 tea spoon salt, 4 tea spoon tears.

 

What did you put in my mother's taco?

I said sit the fuck down.

 

What's got Joe so horny all of a sudden?

Not all of them, just the Mormons.

 

So does everyone on this planet have lucky underwear, or what?

A thousand needles in his skin.

 

What did they do to prepare him for dinner that night?

Pokémon is life.

 

Is Shrek love, is Shrek life?

Something like a tail.

 

What does your penis look like?

~

Yes, but not for long.

 

Can you satisfy your lover?

I need a tissue

 

Kind of embarrassing for you, is it equally as disappointing for your partner?

Embrace the madness.

 

How is it that you can cope with murdering all those innocent orphan kittens?

Paperclips. Boxes and boxes of paperclips.

 

How did you pleasure yourself with only office supplies?

It was pretty hard but eventually it worked.

 

Damnit Ryan.

Did you finally get over him?

Its a secret.