The Jeopardy Game.

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    Minus

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    The rules are simple. First person posts an answer. The next person posts a question that matches the first answer, along with the next answer for the next player. So as an example:

    Person 1
    No because I didn't go to work today.

    Person 2
    Have you jacked off today?

    No, I'm allergic to cats.

    Person 3
    Did you eat Mr. Snuffles?!

    Sixteen. It was a bad week.
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    And with that, I'll start off the game:

    Yes. It went well with a side of cheddar.
     
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    Did you toss my salad?

    Getting sick from looking at this.
     
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    Did you get the vid of me and your mum?

    No. It was all a farce.
     
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    Did you really lose your virginity the other night?

    Caterpillars.
     
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    What's your favorite porn title?

    I got it stuck in the hole.
     
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    So, why did they have to amputate it again?

    Room 405
     
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    Where did she get decapitated at?

    Man, that was delicious.
     
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    What room is your mom in?

    I killed them all, regrettably.
     
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    Didn't you have pets yesterday?

    1 tea spoon salt, 4 tea spoon tears.
     
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    What did you put in my mother's taco?

    I said sit the fuck down.
     
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    What's got Joe so horny all of a sudden?

    Not all of them, just the Mormons.
     
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    So does everyone on this planet have lucky underwear, or what?

    A thousand needles in his skin.
     
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    What did they do to prepare him for dinner that night?

    Pokémon is life.
     
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    Is Shrek love, is Shrek life?

    Something like a tail.
     
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    What does your penis look like?

    ~

    Yes, but not for long.
     
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    Can you satisfy your lover?

    I need a tissue
     
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    Kind of embarrassing for you, is it equally as disappointing for your partner?

    Embrace the madness.
     
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    How is it that you can cope with murdering all those innocent orphan kittens?

    Paperclips. Boxes and boxes of paperclips.
     
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    How did you pleasure yourself with only office supplies?

    It was pretty hard but eventually it worked.
     
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    Damnit Ryan.

    Did you finally get over him?

    Its a secret.
     

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