The Jeopardy Game.

Did you get your vaginal smell taken care of?

Maybe it's Maybelline

 

Mother of God, what did you cover this turkey with?

The mother of God.

 

What is your wife's job again?

Make sure to keep it secured.

 

Why did you send me a picture of your penis?

She went bat shit crazy.

 

How did your mother react to finding you masturbating at her underwear?

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Only when there is no ceiling.

 

Do you dream of rains in Minnesota?

Make me a sandwich.

 

What is your favorite thing to say as you orgasm?

That's classified information.

 

Is the information classified?

She's a nevernude.

 

What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?

It felt like wind formed into a fist and punched me over and over.

 

How was the rollercoaster?

Weeeeeeee

 

Fill in the blank: "____ are never ever ever/getting back together."

Drop it like it's hot.