Welcome to the 2009 LPA Awards. It's basically a huge orgy with a lot of slimy tentacly things running around doing... sorry, wrong file. Anyway, it's that time again, and you get to vote for your favorites yet again in FOUR FLAVORS. Your host for this year is Pintsize, the lovable, sex-crazed Anthro-PC. WARNING: We are not responsible for any groping, lewd comments, or other sexually related offenses made by the host. MOST ATTRACTIVE MALE/FEMALE The most attractive members of the forum. A threesome sounds REALLY GOOD. THE SMARTEST LPA MEMBER The member who's smart enough to plan the robot apocalypse. And then have sex with all of the robots. NICEST LPA MEMBER The nicest member of the forum. Also, you want to have sex with them. THE LPA'ER YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO MEET The member you'd most like to meet. And then have sex with. BEST NEWBIE The best 'newbie' member on the forum. Whom you'd also totally love to shag. MOST MISSED MEMBER The member of the forum you miss the most (because you want to have mad reunion sex with them). MOST CREATIVE The most creative member of the forum. They're probably really great in bed, given their creativity. BEST THREAD OF 2009 The best thread on the forum. If you could have crazy hot sex with it, you would. Over and over again. CRAZIEST LPA'ER The craziest member. MORE CRAZY SEX!!!!1one FAVORITE STAFF MEMBER Your favorite staff member. You know you want to give them a gift for their wonderful contributions to the site. Also, you guessed it. Sex. MOST CONTROVERSIAL/CONFRONTATIONAL MEMBER The most confrontational or otherwise controversial member of the forum. And obviously, you want to have furious sex with them. FUNNIEST LPA'ER The funniest member on the forum. SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX. BEST DEBATER The best debater on the forum. But even they can't debate RED HOT BURNING SEX. RULES: All votes must be submitted to either myself or Iain in the next two weeks, any votes received after that point will not be considered. The deadline is January 27th, 2010. You must vote for all categories, or else none of your votes will be counted. I will be posting the top three winners in each category, so it remains fair. EDIT: In the Most Attractive Category you must vote for both a male and a female.
Before I vote, the category of "Most Missed Member", it doesn't have to be a banned member, right? And nice theme for the awards lol.
Nope, it can be who ever you want it to be. Thanks, I love the comic strip I got the images from, its awesome.
nice choice of theme Jen. Speaking of the theme, who do I have to perform horrible acts on to get some votes around here?
It's alright man. We'll look up at the stars, wondering how we'll ever be there, and then surpass them. !
I think I should have been more of an asshole last year.. I need that Most Confrontational again, damnit.
That's right girls, go and check out my sexy pics in Post Your Picture and you know who to vote Most Attractive Male. ... and the boys too. If only Tom and his love truncheon showed up more. I'd be guaranteed a vote.
I just read that I need to vote for a guy in Most Attractive as well as a girl!? Haha, can we not vote for ourselves?