The LPA Harlem Shake

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    CaptainObvious

    CaptainObvious Well-Known Member

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    The LPA Harlem Shake!


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    Jeff

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    That's fucking great. :lol:
     
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    lime treacle

    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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    :lol:

    Wrong subforum, but this is great, made me laugh.
     
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    Tim

    Tim My perversion power is accumulating LPA Super Member

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    Hahahaha, nice work.
     
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    Qwerty19

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    Ahah, nicely done :)
     
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    Delicious Dave

    Delicious Dave I'm gonna drive you into your own anus.

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    How the fuck? :O Love it
     
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    hawk

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    Fucking hell good dude. Nice.
     
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    Duragon

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    That was some serious.. Whoa-.
     
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    Derek

    Derek LPAssociation.com Administrator LPA Administrator

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    Not only is this fucking amazing, it works even better on the front page. You sir are genius.

    Did you code this yourself?
     
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    hawk

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    I found it works best on Facebook.
     
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    Agent

    Agent Formerly known as Agent Sideburns LPA Über VIP

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    Hahah that was fucking awesome!
     
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    Susy

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    :lol: Awesome!
     
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    Wizardofozil

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    Can't do it on my phone :(
     
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    snailharvest

    snailharvest nice

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    Epic!
     
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    Decay

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    Hahaha holy fuck! :lol:
     
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    Zane

    Zane WARRIOR PRINCESS LPA Team

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    Yeah, Harlem Shake, let's just say my school's had a giant shake down this week in the lunch room, and there were shirtless dudes and broken tables.
     
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    Apop

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    Hahahah! It looked so funny on the site's homepage. Nice work!
     
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    Liz

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    HAHA Omg this is amazing xDDD
     
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    Arjun

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    awesome!!!!
     
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    MKH

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    This is too fucking cool :lol:
     

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