Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Star Scream, Feb 2, 2012.
Meh, I had to wrestle my two big feet.
I am being burnt alive.
Meh, I was burnt alive, died, and now my spirit is being burnt.
I fell overboard in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
Meh, I fell overboard, was swept away by a massive tidal wave, forcefully thrown into the air, landed on a remote island and plunged head-first into a pit of flaming spikes.
I was viciously disemboweled by a madman dual-wielding chained blades.
Meh, sounds like you heard a Death Grips song.
I'm the coat hanger in your man's vagina.
I don't really know who the Death Grips are My source of inspiration was God of War, actually, since it is always abundant with gruesome brutality!
Meh, this doesn't really make much sense, so I'll just rip you, the coat hanger, out of that man and use you to impale a gladiator in the eye and split his brain in half, like a boss.
The better question is who Death Grips aren't?
You guys killed the thread.
I got mauled by a bear while being burned alive.
You're wrong. I killed a gladiator who turned out to be an Olympian. My vengeance is now complete.
Meh, I was mauled, burnt alive, forced through a rock crusher and fed to ravenous vultures.
Dude, look at the previous posts. You're doing it wrong.
After the "meh" part you're supposed to state something else which the next person has to beat with their "meh" part.
I killed a leviathan.
Meh, I killed ten leviathan, gutted them out, turned them into cybernetic beings, and used them to take over Mordor in a blaze of glory, with epic orchestral music playing in the background.
I turned Mars into a livable colony for meerkats.
Meh, I colonized Mars and Venus with meerkats, including Timon.
I destroyed the Death Star.
Meh, I destroyed the second Death Star wearing nothing but Leia's slave bikini and a 36" chain.
I made the galaxy's best lasagna.
Meh, I made the best lasagna in the universe.
I assassinated Gibs in a magic cellar.
Meh, I used magic from the cellar to bend the space-time continuum and rescue Gibs before you delivered the killing blow.
I ascended to Olympus to challenge Zeus and bring an end to the tyranny of the Gods, saving mankind from hardship and torment.
Meh, I challenged Zeus and became a god.
I was attacked by rabid penguins.
Meh, I shot up a flock of penguins once.
I went to the moon and back without the proper training or equipment.
Separate names with a comma.