Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by minuteforce, May 11, 2012.
''I'm having trouble peeing around little kids.''
"It's a lot harder to shit next to a toilet bowl than it is to shit in a toilet bowl, trust me."
"I know I spend a lot of my time as a lesbian menstruating demon."
"Oh good, I’ve been looking for a new anal raft"
My brother does not agree.
My mother literally forbid me tell anyone.
"brakes and suspension all are telling me to get butt fucked with a cactus arm."
"And it was harder than a dick."
"This ain't no crow bar, this is a crowbar!"
"You haven't lived until you've experienced two people simultaneously eating desiccated, bavon-flavored cicadas off your naked thighs."
"Fuck each and every one of them!"
"i could guard your sabbatical buttgreens"
"They love feasting on my calves."
"I was always here! You left me!"
''Yeah, I hate when it pours out of me.''
''OK, this one I'll suck it to the end''
"Yeah, you have a really nice package."
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