The "no context" thread

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    Ree

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    "Do you guys just want Derek's head or his whole body?"
     
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    Serenity Suffocating in the mess

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    • "Ree: but on a serious note, though, pussy. " :lol: Made me LOL in real life.
     
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    "What an epileptic dick."
     
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    "you just wanna use me for my free chicken!"
     
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    EDIT: "I'll dress in a toga made out of rubber dicks."
     
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    Brb, need to put on some more clothes
     
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    "Sorry, I don't poop on command"
     
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    "time to quit my job and start being a tree"
     
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    Padilpa
     
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    No... you may NOT blow this up.
     
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    "Go do your chores or it's off to the fetus room!"
     
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    A mountain lion just ran at my moms car
     
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    I WISH EVERY DAY WAS NOVEMBER 15TH
     
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    "I didn't try an English awesome face."
    "wearing a purple shirt it says Lady Gaga on.. remind me to switch later"
     
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    His aim is absurd.

    And I'm getting a total :elephantcockgun: vibe from some of the tentacles

    Motherfucker can hit you point blank on the nipple from 100 meters away

    I can't even walk 10 feet without some creature trying to fuck my face
     
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    "Brb, eating with Winnie The Pooh characters"
     
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    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    BORN ON MY PLATE
     
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    "No. You look good. If I had a bicycle I'd put you in it."
     
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    Fucking thing was as thick as an apple.

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    WE DON'T KNOW THIS MAN BUT WE WANT HIS PENIS
     
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