The Official Rap Battle Thread

Discussion in 'Your Projects' started by saunderitos, Oct 20, 2005.

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    saunderitos

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    Well, I found the rap battle we had a while back great fun. Anyone else?

    If we get enough people we could have rounds with impartial judges etc :D
     
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    heshboy

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    I am all for it. B)
     
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    saunderitos

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    :wth: Anyone else? :(
     
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    minuteforce

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    should i start...?

    You're all
    Pumped up, puffed up, ready to fight
    But have you got any hot rhymes to shine under the light?
    You're just buyin' the music, someone else writin' your shit
    So when real emcees take the stage, you'd better be ready for it
    And you feel it, watch the words nail you down
    You can tell you've been beaten, taken straight to the ground
    Brace yourself, it's coming, and you're heading for the end
    Anything you've got to say now is just irrelevant
    All that fake, commercial shit can got out your window
    And be ready for me too, I'm coming for you, so
    You'd better run, you'd better run real fast
    'Cause the next verse you rap may well be your last
    I execute precisely, killin' it with energy
    You're just talking loud, saying nothing, you're not an emcee
    Be careful what you say, man, I'll spit until you drown
    Step out of line, you'll be history by the next round :p
     
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    saunderitos

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    I make up all my rhymes,that hard to believe?
    I ain't like you,paper up your sleeve
    You're the one should run when i'm rappin'
    Got everyone in the UK standin' n clappin'
    I ain't got an album,or help from Ryu
    'cause i dont need it,im better than all o' you
    I can't emphasize enough the skills that i got
    Enough to beat all o' you,M.shinoda has a bad shot
    I'll take any challenge set upon me
    When i start spittin' im watchin' them flee
    Cause its not spped or length,its the delivery
    Ill never stab em in the back cause i got chivalry
    Face to face killin' thats how i like it
    I need no weapons with the poison i spit
     
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    El Muerto

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    Last night I got in a fight
    Police cars, sirens and flashlights
    I found myself pressed against the wall
    I was bleeding from my wounds and where were y'all
    You were chilling at home playing some pop
    I've got balls man, and that's what you ain't got
    I'm a gangster, mafia bosss and I'm getting away with murder
    Cause I listen to Papa Roach and I love the smell of gun powder
    Bang! Bang! And all the chicks know my name
    I'm a veteran here and you've just got in this game
    I use smilies while I'm gangsta rappin :shifty:
    You haven't seen and before therefore you won't be forgetting
    I take a bathe in champaigne, I'm that rich
    You're glad if you take a sip of champaigne, cause you're a miserable bitch
    I know this is not even close to rapping but still i tried, yo!
     
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    Intergalactic Christ

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    Oh, there was one of these on my forum, extremely funny :lol: You guys all rock B)
     
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    saunderitos

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    damn right dusan-and you aint no rapper
    No reason to try cause i know that you are crapper
    You use smilies to cover up your lack of lexis
    Well, from a nooby i've come to expect this
    You all out there with no inspiration
    Uncharted skill got me top o' the nation
    I know you guys love me-stockholm syndrome
    This is why i am sittin'-king on my throne
    You need alotta shit to dethrone myself
    Thats why you sellout-shit on the shelf
     
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    heshboy

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    Saunderitos you think you're an MC
    Crazy thoughts fill through out your chin putting you misery
    This chivalry I write without ever giving a fight
    It makes you wannabes feel like a kid flying kite
    But you know what's tight
    You and me not riding a tryce
    Choosing to spit without a mic
    I keep my mind insight of what you don't know
    Around the globe, Costa Mesa to Garden Grove
    With a click to throw a quick blow
    It better to stay on the low cause you Politicians are constituting on death row
     
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    ChooseYourPoison

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    Heshboy thinks he can rhyme something fierce,
    But he sounds more like a middle aged loser whos had more than a few too many beers, so
    Get off your pedastal, or go ride a bicycle,
    But please, for the sake of us rhyming folk,
    Do something to take your mind off your damn menstural cycle, and I'll show you something really dope.
    Make way for the new sound,
    I'll take that mic from your hands
    cause I'm lyrically bound.
    Think just cause I'm a girl, that I can't bust a beat?
    Well I may be female, but I can serve you something
    That'll sweep you off your feet, and you'll be like raw
    meat in a dog cage, homie-G.
    Naw, I ain't a little femminest
    But I could rock the mic harder than most of you men.
    I think I've given you all a little something to defend
    So I'll pass the mic on and call this shit the end.



    ....jesus. :lol:
     
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    saunderitos

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    I ain't no sexist and i ain't hatin' on you
    You're a girl yeh,but your crap,its just you
    You rhymes ain't got style or explosive lyrics
    You and heshboy are just emcee gimmicks
    Heshboy can rhyme,a little and a few
    Which is more than any critic could say for you
    Fierce and beers-What were you thinking?
    That line caused me double blinking
    You couldn't seriously write that shit
    Would read it all-but got fed up of it
    Right about now I complete this rhyme
    No reason really, just dont wanna waste time
     
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    El Muerto

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    Thanks :lol:
     
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    saunderitos

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    Thanks :lol: [/b][/quote]
    no problem dude :p

    you know you loved it :D
     
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    heshboy

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    ChooseYourPoison carefully
    When I spit rhymes on the mic
    Get out of the way cause my venom causes calamity
    You're lyrics are alright
    But not tight enough to ever take the mic
    Girls can rap too
    Boys don't get stuck with PMSing over stupid issues
    You may need a tissue cause this venom has got you feeling the game ain't with you
    Don't cry girls can go shopping for Gucci shoes
    Saunderitos took the cake from you when he was done with the Pringles
    Dusan got in a fight
    Now he thinks he's tight
    Maybe his is, because he's giving presicion fright
    Don't forget about me just cause I'm about to leave
    Now this brings this little battle to a conclusion
    Putting fusion into rappers who were losing
     
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    tremulant

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    i find these more amusing than anything :teehee:
     
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    bReAk

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    Hey kid, your master has ARRIVED,
    because of me you can't sleep AT NIGHT,
    my rhymes ARE TIGHT, as sharp AS A KNIFE,
    I should be in Fort Minor, along with MIKE,
    yeah, Mike's cool, and so AM I,
    but I'll be on the no. 2 of The Rising TIED,
    you don't have to be DISAPPOINTED,
    NO, the main thing is that you GET THE POINT,
    and I'll SHOW you how to write ROCKIN RHYMES,
    then if you've GOT SOME TIME,
    buy the right CLOTHING,
    and if you HANG IN LINE,
    you'll do your OWN THING,
    everything WILL BE FINE,
    coz you are CHOSEN.
     
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    tremulant

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    the way you ended it isnt really battle rhymish.. its more of a "ahh you're ok" *friendly nudge* kinda ending
     
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    bReAk

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    1. This is not a 100% real battle so you don't have to post a 100% real battle rap text.
    2. There has to be some variation. You hear "I'm better than you" 1000 times and then it's boring.

    But if you want to be very correct, you're right.
    Go ahead, post something ;)
     
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    tremulant

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    hehehe sorry if it looked like i was putting you down.. i dont really know anything about rap battles :unsure: ... and there is no way ima post something, ima more of an artistic kinda poet and i dont know how to speak "raplish" :)
     
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    elie

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    Uh-oh, we have a rhyme spitter in the house...

    Listen up bitch, your lyrics aren't wack, I take that shit with a grain of sand
    But get it through your head, you ain't even got a mic in your hand
    You spittin hot fire from the tips of your fingers
    But you'll still attract a crowd, I bet your breath stings and lingers

    So go ahead, cry your ass off about your Gucci shoes
    But i'm surprised, that I wasted a fuckin' reply upon you


    (btw...haha...back in the day, this thread was INTENSE and then got closed cause people couldn't handle it. looking back on it, it was one of the lamest things in the world...it still is, haha. but, someone put up a warning or something to the lil kids who may get their feelings hurt. it is a "battle")
     

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