The Xlerator Hand Dryer: The Hand Dryer of Death

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    Iain

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    Where I live, there's a Wal Mart with a killer hand dryer. I was walking into the restroom one day, and I swear to God, it sounded like a 747 was landing in there. My first thought was that Saab had made a hand dryer. Then, I actually tested it. The veins in my right hand are still screaming for mercy. This thing is pure evil, I swear.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=_QOJosK_0_M
    Look at the kid's hands. That's really what happens to your hands when this thing comes on. And it feels weird at first, then it hurts. Anyone else encounter one of these deathbringers?
     
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    Gitsnik

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    That's crazy :lol:
     
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    Messy Marj

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    Wow. That thing blows really hard or that kid has very old flappy skin. o_O
     
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    Iain

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    Trust me, it blows that hard. The veins on the backs of my hands hurt so bad after I used it. You're only supposed ot do 10 to 15 seconds, but how was I supposed to know that? Now I do, and I'm steering clear of all of them.
     
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    Derek

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    They have those things at Sonic Restaurants here in Pennsylvania. It's absolutely fucking insane how much wind those things generate. I can't see how extended use of them is safe...at all.
     
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    Screw waterboarding, the CIA needs Xlereting
     
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    Anthony.

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    I personnaly love these dryers! I'm mad when I don't see any of 'em in a restroom!
     
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    Iain

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    I'm going to strap one to a chair and turn it on. ... :hmm: Androgyny Rocket lifts off...
     
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    Nick

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    DAMN that hand dryer is crazy..but that kid is crazier
     

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