Three word story

I don't know if there's already a thread for this, but I couldn't find it.

The idea is to write a story three words at a time, and at the end of each paragraph we post the whole thing up to that point to see how it's going.

I'll start:



Some time ago,

 

Jay forgot to

 

study for a

 

practical exam on

 

riding a unicorn

 

into Canada without

 

a passport, so

 

I had to

 

ask Paris Hilton

 

to give him

 

another peace offering

 

which she couldn't

 

give it to

 

your mom because

 

she is fat

 

, and therefore he

 

failed to realise

 

he would fail

 

at not failing

 

to be a