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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of
     
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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom
     
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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom of Sarcasmagoria. So,
     
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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom of Sarcasmagoria. So, despite being elephantastic
     
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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom of Sarcasmagoria. So, despite being elephantastic, the elephant accidentaly
     
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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom of Sarcasmagoria. So, despite being elephantastic, the elephant accidentaly stepped on the
     
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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom of Sarcasmagoria. So, despite being elephantastic, the elephant accidentaly stepped on the gigantic pile of
     
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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom of Sarcasmagoria. So, despite being elephantastic, the elephant accidentaly stepped on the gigantic pile of Chocolatecakes, which were
     
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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom of Sarcasmagoria. So, despite being elephantastic, the elephant accidentaly stepped on the gigantic pile of Chocolatecakes, which were pooped out by
     
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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom of Sarcasmagoria. So, despite being elephantastic, the elephant accidentaly stepped on the gigantic pile of Chocolatecakes, which were pooped out by Joe. The other
     
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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom of Sarcasmagoria. So, despite being elephantastic, the elephant accidentaly stepped on the gigantic pile of Chocolatecakes, which were pooped out by Joe. The other person named Liz
     
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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom of Sarcasmagoria. So, despite being elephantastic, the elephant accidentaly stepped on the gigantic pile of Chocolatecakes, which were pooped out by Joe. The other person named Liz hid under a
     
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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom of Sarcasmagoria. So, despite being elephantastic, the elephant accidentaly stepped on the gigantic pile of Chocolatecakes, which were pooped out by Joe. The other person named Liz hid under an unnamed doctor who

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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom of Sarcasmagoria. So, despite being elephantastic, the elephant accidentaly stepped on the gigantic pile of Chocolatecakes, which were pooped out by Joe. The other person named Liz hid under an unnamed doctor who poked the shit
     
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    Derek is ruler of the chickens that seriously handicapped the monkey when the chickens pecked some serious life out of the undead dead. Then Trollnoda danced to the Macarena when suddenly Trollnix started to fail by dressing up like the handicapped monkey in a thong which he edited. The thong was the color green with polka dots and stretch marks gonna left around when the stripper goes in the supermarket to buy canned bread and he forgot to dance like a squid and a supervisor was dissatisfied with the unattractiveness of the thong with razors out. So soon after I shitted 10 type of cookies which in fact was tasted by the four horsemen which were very horny because they rode vibrating horses and Charlie fucked a paraplegic elf with presents from a floating unicorn. The unicorn puked out three gold penises which all ejaculated feral warthogs and Timothy ate Derek's chickens with alot of cum. The warthogs then took Ree to their evil lair and made her eat magical cupcakes that was spiked with Liz's diabolical awesomeness! The next day, a giant Elephant hit the LPA with his huge and fleshy *beeeeep* just to prove, that he'd save the flying space kitty from the big evil King Minus of the Trollnoda kingdom of Sarcasmagoria. So, despite being elephantastic, the elephant accidentaly stepped on the gigantic pile of Chocolatecakes, which were pooped out by Joe. The other person named Liz hid under an unnamed doctor who poked the shit out. The End.

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    Zoe is a zebra that liked
     
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    Zoe is a zebra that liked fantasizing Hawk's abs
     
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    Zoe is a zebra that liked fantasizing Hawk's abs and Derek's t-shirt
     
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    Zoe is a zebra that liked fantasizing Hawk's abs and Derek's t-shirt that made Liz
     
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    Zoe is a zebra that liked fantasizing Hawk's abs and Derek's t-shirt that made Liz scream in agony
     

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