You: "There are no people on this planet that do not believe in democracy." Opponent: "Yes there are. They're called communists." You: "Communists schmommunists!" Opponent: "..." Opponent: "I'm afraid you'll have to come with me." You: "These aren't the droids you're looking for." HAHAHAHHAAHAHA
If you check the bottom, they also have How to be Romantic and How to be funny, even though those aren't as good, they're still worth a look.
How to be romantic was pretty damn good. Didnt like how to be funny/ But that gave me a laugh, thanks