Whoops I think my ears stopped working...

A bit of a random is this...

Have you ever been at a party, club, pub or any social gathering thing and then been talked to by the most boring...monotonous...dull...lifeless being the world has ever known?

If yes, how have you reacted? did you just smile and stare while your brain has taken a walk?

If no...how would you react..?

 

i'd probably say 'wow, in the time you've been talking, my taxi left. And hey, it left a trail of slime. Snail taxi's are all the rage nowadays.

 

Whenever that happens to me, I just say "excuse me" and then I walk off and stay as far away as I can from the person. It's mean but who cares, right?

 

I just say something like 'I think my sisters calling me' or 'I must go and see to a totally unrelated matter'

 

I just stare at them very confused so they could go off topic.

 

I can be staring at them right in the face while they're talking and not listen. After they're finished talking, I'm just like, "................Huh?"

 

Well, normally I just snap inot a total trance and don't hear a word they are saying. If they really want my attention I just give 'em the finger and go, or just do something totally stupid.

 

I cut them off mid-sentence, tell them im not paying attention, and walk away...and im serious...i do that

 

i let them finish and then say "Oh, well i have to go pack" or "Oh i have to go clean my room or something." It mostly works

 

I'm a dull lifeless monotone talking fool sometimes. But that's when I have to read outloud or something. I read in a monotone ... And I'm dull .

But... I pretend to listen to them... And then... Just agree with things or stall until I can think of something to say .

 

yeah same here

 

Everytime they pause, I just say 'yea'.

So if any of you would ever talk to me in person, and you hear me say 'yea' more than 3 times you know your being boring.

 

Once I told some guy that he was really boring and not to talk to me ever again unless he had something good to say.
All other times I just do what Bryan does.

 

I'd probably punch them in the mouth and say "Shut the hell up, you're making me tired."

Or I'll punch them in the mouth and say "Shut the hell up, you're making me tired."

I can't decide.

 

If they trail on for what seems eons, I simply say "Okay, get to the point."

 

im not trying to be funny here

but i would say "shut the f*** up u belljar" as its my kinda personality

 

my friend can get like that every once in a while (aka practically every day) so i just pretend im listening, you know, nod my head every once in a while, add in a few uh-huhs, and laugh at what should be a joke but either sucks or i've heard 5 million times 'cuz he reuses them five times a day.

 

I would just walk away from them slowly. :whistle:

 

i do almost the same thing as FreeFloatingAngel
or i'll talk about something else..
or i'll talk to someone else

 

i usually give them a weird look and then they feel stupid. lmao. it happens all the time.