Why are you breaking up with the person above you

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    Erica

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    Simple game, just give a reason why you can no longer stand being in a relationship with the person who posted before you.

    Have at it then. Someone break up with me (I know who would want to break up with me?! You can do it though!)
     
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    MKH

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    I can't be with you anymore because it turns out I like pussy and you have a dick, as far as I understand?

    :lol:

    Did I do it right?
     
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    Erica

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    Close enough!

    Because MKH couldn't dump in a more imaginative fashoin
     
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    The Joesen One

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    Because metalheads are not my type :lol:
     
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    Filip

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    Because you're too obsessed with me. I mean, you live in a country with my name.
     
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    lime treacle

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    Dick not long enough!

    :shinado:
     
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    Vdalem

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    Because he didn't like my cookies!
     
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    Jesse

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    Not evil enough.
     
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    Kevin

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    Because you're you!
     
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    Because he's associated with the KGB.
     
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    Zak

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    Zombie.
     
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    Jeff

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    Prejudice against zombies.
     
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    Filip

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    Too much make up.
     
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    Ree

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    Underage :shinado:
     
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    Decay

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    Not into bestiality [​IMG]
     
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    Gibs

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    Because Nazis are douche bags, especially Hans Landa.
     
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    Ree

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    He refuses to attend Hannibal's dinner parties with me.
     
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    Erica

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    Because the next random thoughts will be mine!
     
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    Ree

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    Is at war with me.

    :sparta_smiley:
     
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    Minus

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    The long distance relationship would've never worked anyways.
     

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