Why are you breaking up with the person above you

Replied to the wrong person.

 

Signature is from GoT, and I'm only on season two, so I don't know about that house.

 

Is only at season two of GoT

 

Too old for me.

 

Too short

 

Has 3 vowels and 4 consonants in his username. 3-4 = -1. "-1" is subtract one when placed to the right of an other number. I.e 1-1 =0. Ergo, the 2 of us, subtract one equals one, leaving only one of us.

In conclusion 2-1=1.

 

Smarter than me

 

i don't want to date a bird

 

Because my name isn't spelled like the God damn bird! :angry:

 

because the name is similar to a bird

 

Has something against birds

 

GotG avatar isn't awesome enough.

 

Signatures are constantly too awesome.

 

Too mature for me

 

Oblivious.

 

Just used one word

 

Not obsessed my ass

 

Wouldn't stop twerking when we were in public.

 

Pretends to be a fan of Joe when he's really still stuck on me.

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Ninja'd me.

 

Doesn't have the foresight to refresh the page before he posts.