Women's Tears Lower Men's Sex Drive

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    Rocky

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    I wasn't and the results obvious imo
     
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    travz21

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    I don't know. I thought it was pretty common for some women to get moist over a man who cries. Maybe the actual tears aren't triggering wet panties, but something is. Some just love emotional men.

    And regarding rape jokes - the world would be a better place with more of them.



    More rape jokes, not rapes.
     
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    lime treacle

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    O...kay. :huh:
     
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    A joke is a joke. Damnit.
     
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    insanefanboy

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    Semi related, it's said that a baby's cries instantaneously lowers a woman's sex drive, or in my sick head, dries them out faster than The Flash at full speed, so even though this thread is likely some joke I've missed, I can believe it.
     
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    MKH

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    Basically, the key to holding a woman's sex drive is to be Channing Tatum, as long your job is secured and you can satisfy her non-sexual needs, be they in the form of jewelry or chivalry, or both.
     
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    LMAO Channing tosses you his noodle and he calms yo ass down :rofl:
     

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