"That's crazy like pinapples!" me "i'm so goth i know what pvc stands for" somewhere "I need porn and chocolate"-Elijah Wood "Why cuddle when you can do it?" Kelso That 70's Show
"Who are you, why are you talking to me, and how can I stop that?" my friend julia said that one and of course...the wonderful Nate struck: "[Rach] a FISHSTICK is smarter than you" and then this one by my dad: "You women are another species. How can a living being manage to bleed for a week EVERY MONTH for 40 or 50 odd years, and also have the capability to carry another living being in themselves for 9 months? And we guys complain about getting kicked in the nuts"
"Look, that beam came from space, You don't own space...so stop acting like you do!" "Well hey now, guys, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here... but I would kill somebody... in front of their own mama... to get a ten speed. And if any witnesses testify against me, I'll gouge their eyes out."
"who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear" - Lucus, staff member at Empire Records Empire Records open till midnight