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Correct...

Unless you're an evil kid with a god complex. :/

 

Deities are usually complex. Just saying.

 

Oh hia.

 

How would you like a notebook with which you can kill people?

 

Sup Ryuk Welcome to the LPA!

 

Keep talking....

 

Or Mallory. Whichever floats your boat. Thanks. XD

Well that's it. I'll give you one in exchange for lulz and apples.

 

I give you no lulz, and double apples?

 

That setup isn't working for me, sorry. I must be amused while eating my apples..

 

I can provide you with other peoples lulz. How does that sound?

 

We'll see. But if you fail to amuse, I'll have to write your name down too. :/

 

You underestimate me.

 

Oh, not at all.
Just giving you fair warning.

 

I can provide you with other people lulz, and if you do not laugh and you write my name down, so be it but it isn't me who will be getting killed. Oh yes.
Are you ready for the lulz now?

 

Hahahahaha.

Yes.

 

Watch this.
Then once you cleaned yourself up from when you wet your pants laughing watch this.
Then when you have been resuscitated from laughing so hard, watch this.
If you have made it this far, then watch this and see if you make it even further.
After pissing yourself laughing, and dying form no air please watch this one.
Congratulations, two more parts. Watch, see if you make it to the next one.
Well done, last video - I hope you had a good time pissing yourself laughing and dying for laughter. This will all happen AGAIN in this one part.

If you survived all of that, this is my last hope. Watch.

 

First off, I have to give you props for coding all of that just for little ole me. Lol.

Lastly, Eddie Murphy FTW.

-throws a Death Note at you- :3

 

Do I win?

 

You win a supernatural notebook with which you can kill people by writing their names in it.
Possible downside: I sorta have to follow you around as long as you own it. :/

 

Thanks. We can kill people together, like good friends should.