http://shipbrook.com/onnotice/ You can create your own "On Notice" list a'la The Colbert Report. When done, click "Put 'em On Notice" and save the picture...then post it here. I wanna see who's on notice...here's mine. I should put my reasons too why. Same should go for everyone else...if you want to: Lamb of God: For at least being rumored for the Family Values tour with Korn, Evanescence, and Aiden My Lesbian Ex-Girlfriend: The Movie: 'Nuff said. Ugly Babies: Yeah...stop them, please. Trent Reznor: Because he has lost his fucking mind in the best way possible. CKY: Two words...FUCKIN' SLAYER! How about that, Deron Miller. Calling people like me, morons. Your Mom: Just because. Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" (The Song): Read my response in the thread. Pilot!Joe: Before...'nuff said.
Why Trent Reznor?!? Reasons for my On Notice board: Koreans: Every Korean I've ever met has been an elitist prick who believes s/he is superior to all other races. Awitha Teetha: Self-explanatory. Moths: Stop following me! Azithromycin: An antibiotic that brings about more pain than it relieves. Mao Inoue: Stop being so damn cute! Chinese Democracy: Another self-explanatory. Waterview Apartments: 1300$ repair bill. 'nuff said. Meteora: I wanna heal, I wanna feel, from Kindergarteners, lyrics I'll steal.
Kate do you work in customer service? All penske ever talks about is giving "Warm and Fuzzy" remarks to the customer.
From the perspective of Stephen Colbert; Anna Nicole Smith Death News: "Nice last ditch effort to be relevant, Mrs. Smith, if that is your real name...which it isn't." No Milk In The Fridge: "Here's some of Stephen's sound advice: Leave a note, you fascists." Grizzly Bears: "These godless killing machines are the number one threat to America." Nutella: "This 'nut spread' is just another part of gay America's let's-ruin-everthing agenda. You just got nailed." University Book Costs: "Books are for thinkers, not feelers. If I feel the second world war ended in 1962, that's my right as an American." Britney Spears' Head: "You're almost as big a threat as Grizzly Bears." "Friends Without Benefits": "CHARLENE!!! I'm watching you." Overly Hyper Deal Or No Deal Contestants: "If these people keep making $250,000/episode, I'm calling my agent. I don't jump around and scream on my show unless it's an amendment to ban gay marraige, or Al Gore gets fed to sharks...and that hasn't happened yet."
I think these two quotes are the closest you came to matching Colbert. I can imagine him saying all the others, but I could actually picture him sitting there at his desk, pointing his pen at the camera, saying those lines.
He's actually said that about Grizzly Bears, and he's also said the "Charlene" thing, too. Made a music video about it, actually. And the book thing is vintage Colbert, he says that almost every week. Just like how he has evolved past race. He doesn't see colour, people tell him he's white and he accepts that.
*aherm* the word juggahoe: "juggahoe" or "juffalo" is a term for a fake icp fan. 'nuff said. guns n roses: two words. "chinese democracy". next. m.shadows: it's just way too easy. anna nicole smith's corpse: even after you're dead, people are still fucking you. next. sonny moore: "dear diary, my teenage bullshit has an overinflated ego." next. trent reznor: i need 8 hours of sleep. please take one day off from the arg. "world literature" : the most overrated english class in my school. the oscars: "we had to give martin scorcese an oscar before trent reznor blows us up."