You're On Notice: The Stephen Colbert "On Notice Board" Generator

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    Friskey™

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    http://shipbrook.com/onnotice/

    You can create your own "On Notice" list a'la The Colbert Report. When done, click "Put 'em On Notice" and save the picture...then post it here. I wanna see who's on notice...here's mine.

    :lol:

    I should put my reasons too why. Same should go for everyone else...if you want to:

    Lamb of God: For at least being rumored for the Family Values tour with Korn, Evanescence, and Aiden

    My Lesbian Ex-Girlfriend: The Movie: 'Nuff said. :lol:

    Ugly Babies: Yeah...stop them, please.

    Trent Reznor: Because he has lost his fucking mind in the best way possible.

    CKY: Two words...FUCKIN' SLAYER! How about that, Deron Miller. Calling people like me, morons.

    Your Mom: Just because.

    Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" (The Song): Read my response in the thread.

    Pilot!Joe: Before...'nuff said. :lol:
     

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    Why Trent Reznor?!?

    Reasons for my On Notice board:

    Koreans: Every Korean I've ever met has been an elitist prick who believes s/he is superior to all other races.

    Awitha Teetha: Self-explanatory.

    Moths: Stop following me!

    Azithromycin: An antibiotic that brings about more pain than it relieves.

    Mao Inoue: Stop being so damn cute!

    Chinese Democracy: Another self-explanatory.

    Waterview Apartments: 1300$ repair bill. 'nuff said.

    Meteora: I wanna heal, I wanna feel, from Kindergarteners, lyrics I'll steal.
     

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    Because he has lost his fucking mind in the best way possible. :lol:
     
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    :)
     
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    :lol:

    Will, you are awesome.
     
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    I have been laughing for at least 2 minutes straight from Will's. :lol:

    I'll do mine later.
     
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    Oh my god. This is the greatest thing ever. :lol:
     
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    Kate do you work in customer service?

    All penske ever talks about is giving "Warm and Fuzzy" remarks to the customer.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Moose and squirrel!!!

    What about Boris and Natasha?
     
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    From the perspective of Stephen Colbert;

    Anna Nicole Smith Death News: "Nice last ditch effort to be relevant, Mrs. Smith, if that is your real name...which it isn't."

    No Milk In The Fridge: "Here's some of Stephen's sound advice: Leave a note, you fascists."

    Grizzly Bears: "These godless killing machines are the number one threat to America."

    Nutella: "This 'nut spread' is just another part of gay America's let's-ruin-everthing agenda. You just got nailed."

    University Book Costs: "Books are for thinkers, not feelers. If I feel the second world war ended in 1962, that's my right as an American."

    Britney Spears' Head: "You're almost as big a threat as Grizzly Bears."

    "Friends Without Benefits": "CHARLENE!!! I'm watching you."

    Overly Hyper Deal Or No Deal Contestants: "If these people keep making $250,000/episode, I'm calling my agent. I don't jump around and scream on my show unless it's an amendment to ban gay marraige, or Al Gore gets fed to sharks...and that hasn't happened yet."
     
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    I think these two quotes are the closest you came to matching Colbert. I can imagine him saying all the others, but I could actually picture him sitting there at his desk, pointing his pen at the camera, saying those lines. :lol:
     
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    Maybe that's why I could see him saying them so vividly. :lol:
     
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    Um...how did my post end up before yours???
     
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    I dunno...that's happening with me too, in other threads. >_<
     
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    He's actually said that about Grizzly Bears, and he's also said the "Charlene" thing, too. Made a music video about it, actually. :lol:

    And the book thing is vintage Colbert, he says that almost every week. :lol:

    Just like how he has evolved past race. He doesn't see colour, people tell him he's white and he accepts that. :lol:
     
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    *aherm*

    the word juggahoe: "juggahoe" or "juffalo" is a term for a fake icp fan. 'nuff said.

    guns n roses: two words. "chinese democracy". next.

    m.shadows: it's just way too easy.

    anna nicole smith's corpse: even after you're dead, people are still fucking you. next.

    sonny moore: "dear diary, my teenage bullshit has an overinflated ego." next.

    trent reznor: i need 8 hours of sleep. please take one day off from the arg.

    "world literature" : the most overrated english class in my school.

    the oscars: "we had to give martin scorcese an oscar before trent reznor blows us up."
     

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