Zookeeper Saves Tiny Monkey By Licking Its Butt Until It Poops. Seriously.

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    Joe

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    This shit is NUTS!

    http://jezebel.com/5907587/zookeeper-saves-tiny-monkey-by-licking-its-butt-until-it-poops-seriously
     
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    I don't know what to say.

    :blink:
     
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    Tim

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    Did he have to lick it? :lol:
     
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    Super Sonic

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    Yeah, i know. :lol:

    Surely there was something else he could have done.
     
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    The Joesen One

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    There's always medicine.
     
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    Super Sonic

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    Exactly, no need for licky licky.
     
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    Joe

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    The monkey was too young for medicine. He may have died. Read the full thing before making prejudice about a man licking a monkey's asshole! :gfresh:
     
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    :puke:
     
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    That's not what she said.
     
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    Blackee Dammet

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    Most unnecessarily over the top excuse to practice bestiality ever.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Zak

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    Talk about being dedicated.


    and i don't know why you don't know what to say. According to the love pentagon you lick Timothy's ass.
     
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    lime treacle

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    Well, yeah, just like the article said, lets just hope he got a raise.
     
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    Joe

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    Yeah, and preferably in his wages and not his pants.
     
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    bear.png
     
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    um...

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    ... am i supposed to say something happy?
     
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    when the GFC gets worse he will have nothing to worry about... just take the monkey and keep licking like a lolly pop... what a sick person
     
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    Amanda

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    dafuq did i just read...?
     

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