Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you head explodes.

I wish I would revise

 

granted you revised on rocket science

i wish i didn't have to do the test again

 

Granted, but you fail the whole course

I wish it didn't snow/rain outside

 

Granted, its now inside

I wish time would go quicker.

 

Granted but going to fast, you're 75 before you realized it
I wish I had a napkin

 

Granted, but it's used

I wish it could be a longer weekend

 

Granted, now it's monday.

I wish XBOX 360's didn't break so much.

 

Granted, it breaks ALOT

I wish my eyes would stop itching

 

Granted, but I've removed your eyes.

I wish I was at the beach.

 

Granted, the sea is full of whale shit.

I wish I had a cowboy hat.

 

Granted, but its too small

I wish for a hair cut

 

Granted, but the hairdresser (?) is drunk.

I wish i had an iPad 3

 

Granted, but its screen is broke

I wish my drink was colder

 

Granted, it's now ice and undrinkable

I wish it wasn't monday tomorrow

 

Granted, its Monday morning now

I wish that I'd sleep better tonight

 

Granted, but you can't sleep more the next coming week

I wish it was May 12th

 

Granted, you slept until the day LP broke up.

I wish LIVING THINGS was out already!

 

Granted, but you can't listen to it... ever!

I wish time would stop

 

Granted, but there only a bit better

I wish it would slow down

 

Granted, but only for a minute

I wish 30 Seconds to Mars would release a new album