Messy Marj

You don't have a choice. Do you remember that scene from Me, Myself, and Irene where Jim Carrey's character starts pissing all over the wall after the night of sex? Different situation, but it's the same concept. It's funny because it's so true. :lol:

Oh, I was saying the loose ones do the creeping and I was thinking about buying the tighter ones. :lol:

Well, you have to stand really far away from the toilet, for one thing.
It's tricky to accomplish. xD

Wait, now I'm confused... :lol:

The other side of that is also traumatizing. Like when you go to the bathroom with wood in the morning and someone else notices it; you die a little inside. xD

Hell no! I'm very much against wearing tighty-whities. :lol:

I was thinking about wearing boxer-briefs like these, at least while I work out.

Dude, that sounds so traumatizing. xD

:lol:!

I've come to find out that they aren't so good to wear while working out. They get all caught up my leg and wedgied. xD

I don't think I could've picked something dumber to bring up if I tried... :lol:

Oh, that's good! :)

I'm good. In a bit of a crisis though; I think I might have to
reevaluate my love of boxers as underwear. :o :lol:

Aww. :lol:

How are you today?

Hai dere!!!

Booger picking? xD

Thanks. I'm good :hug: you?

So much dutch that I can't read.. :lol: anyway thank for the pic comment. :) it's okay i guess.

Oh ik vermaak me wel :P Ga binnenkort naar Den Haag toe, naar een vriendin en dat wordt ook wel leuk :lol: Dankjewel :hug:

Jaaajoh komt best voor mekaar, het was ook niet de bedoeling om terug bij haar te gaan:) Zou alleen leuk zijn geweest als ze het gelijk tegen me had verteld, nu hoor ik het van iemand anders.

Dankjewel schat :hug: Nee, ging om mn ex nog maar dat had je denk ik wel gelezen :P Kwam hard aan, omdat ik altijd trouw aan dr was en alles had verteld wat ik had gedaan op vakantie, en dan gaat zj nog wel met een andere jongen zoenen :) Heel jammer.

Well, when tomorrow rolls around we can go right back to talking about breaking wind. It'll be like we never ever stopped!!! ^_^ :lol:

Aww, okay. Goodnight! :hug: :kiss:

Exactly.

With that said, we should probably stop talking about farting on peoples faces. :lol:

Okay, now that was funny as hell. :lol:

Gross?! DON'T WIMP OUT ON ME NAO!!!

That's all good, but when do you get to fart on his head?!?!?!

:lol:!

Why go through all that trouble when you could just kick him in the giblets?

I'm saying it wouldn't be very effective in fighting. :P

Some dude comes at you with a knife and then you do a handstand!!!

Oh, that's cool. :lol:

Capoeira is pretty much just for show. :P

It's impressive to look at, though.