Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Todd, May 30, 2009.
It's too late Joe...It's...just...too late
But you said you loved me too. You're a dirty player.
Well I never.
It's never too late. Please. There's still time for us to try again.
You're so evil for taking him away from me. I'll never forgive you!
I...need time to think.
For now, it's coffee time with Arlene.
Mwhaha I win. Suck on that, Joe.
You know what! Keep your stupid time and your shitty coffee with Arlene! Next girl to post in here is coming on a date with me! I'm sick of your masculine ass. Yours too Arlene!
Wow...it's gonna take a special kind of porn later to make up for this dialogue.
Well I am posting but I can't go on a date with Joe. Sorry. LOL
Too much LPA baggage? Nevermind.
I see Andrea browsing the forum though. Now there's someone I could get on board with.
You wouldn't wanna go on a date with him anyway Jen...on our first date he spiked my drink with a combination of roofies and viagra!
Pfffft, don't listen to him ladies, they're all lies! That and the fact that the viagra was the only way he could get it up.
I am trying to keep my sanity, and yeah, well everyone knows how the last time I got involved with someone from here ended. I don't think I want that again in this life time or any other.
That's because you drugged me so many times...it's a wonder how it even works anymore!
Plus I have someone that keeps me entertained....
It doesn't work. I told you it was good when it really wasn't for years. It felt like I was being pleasured by a flaccid giraffes ear for years. Pfft, Arlene, you're in for a treat.
Everyone knows you're a liar now though so anything you say is a lie!
Besides you wern't great either...you couldn't get past 4 inches if you tried.
Well maybe if you unclenched a little and didn't complain it hurt too much when I went beyond 4"...
Okay maybe we should give this a rest for a bit. The thoughts aren't very pleasant.
Man, that kinda went over the edge there, bahaha.
Which is why I'm pleading for an inter-mission in our little perverted soap opera thing.
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