Corrupt A Wish

Granted but you to clean the town gator.

I wish it was already 3pm. (Ty!)

 

Granted, but you fall asleep at the start and wake up at 4pm.

I wish i wasn't so bored.

 

Granted, that bear is back so get ready for a run!

I wish my oatmeal wasnt so hot.

 

Granted, its now even hotter.

I wish i didn't have to leave the LPA for a week.

 

Granted, it'll now be 2 weeks.

I wish I had some Chicken McNuggets!

 

Granted, but there cold.

I wish my chair was comfortable.

 

Granted, but its so soft and comfy that you sink into the chair, never to be heard from again.

I wish for some fried rice.

 

Granted, but its hasn't been cooked.

I wish for a new football.

 

Granted, but then you get tackled by a football player.

I wish for some pie.

 

Granted but it's a cow pie.

I wish I had my soda by me.

 

Granted, but its flat.

I wish for it to be Fall already.

 

Granted, but Halloween is cancelled leaving your children extremely disappointed.


I wish country music would just die out already.

 

Granted... I shall not corrupt this wish seeing as I agree.

I wish for a 2 litter of Pepsi.

 

Granted, your Pepsi has given birth to two litters of 20 oz. bottles. Congrats!

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

Granted but have to work everyday for the rest of the year.

I wish I was back asleep.

 

Granted, *Whacks you across the head with a baseball bat*.

I wish that when I go to IHOP today that my food I order is correct.

 

Granted, but the waitress is a klutz and drops it on your head.

I wish it wasn't so.

 

Granted, but then you wish it was so but it's to late.

I wish for pop tarts.

 

Granted, but then you get eaten by a giant Nyan Cat.

I wish I wasn't up this damn early.

 

Granted, now it's so late that you have get back up early in 3 hours.

I wish for some waffles.